Honey, get out the fancy linens

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16 Comments

wisemanzero@lemm.ee · 53 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's not a jablecloth that's a jlacemat.

ramble81@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was just thinking someone found this picture just a bit too late for it to be part of the meme.

snooggums@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

It's never too late!

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've always wanted it to look like I'm eating dinner off of someones still-clothed ass...

can@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

So I'm not alone

adj16@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh god, I thought we had made it past this phase

FlaminGoku@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

It's out in the wild so it is allowed.

Source:

I specialize in internet law and have a phd in memeonics

Froyn@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Someone didn't let that shank rest before plating. #Meatpuddles

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's jeans, laugh now.

oehm@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

These forced memes are the laugh track of the internet

YerbaYerba@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

It's called Culture!

CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

His mom made them for him, those ARE the fancy linens

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The real horror here isn't in the poor choice of tablecloth - it is still cotton, it is not entirely dishonorable.

Now have you noticed in what glass they poured the red wine? Have you? I... I need air, I need a cute eyeballs-cleansing fluffy cat or something, this is too much. This is enough internet for today, argh.

bbuez@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is it okay if its just grape juice?

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Even completely flat, tepid cola would be better than this

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It looks like a Reidel O glass, which is just a juice glass but more expensive. The quality is nice though.