Just got home after 2nd six-monthly checkup post cancer. I am happy to say that I am still cancer-free. Peter Mac Hospital in its infinite wisdom has removed all the free books for reading while waiting to see the doctor. This is a major step back. I found a couple of beauties last year while I was in treatment. Things I would never in a million years have actually spent money on, but were splendid reads. On the plus side, the new station at Parkville is just outside the door and is looking splendid and hopefully will be available for use soon. The new tram stop in Royal Parade is excellent and nearly big enough. Also the coffee in the Wellness Centre is still good but the selection of bikkies has reduced somewhat.
Thanks. Mine was apparently related to the HPV virus - and the current programme of vaccinating every female of reproductive age against that virus means that cervical cancer at least may well become a thing of the past in just a few years. Huge advances being made all the time.
Me too. No one should have to go through the whole cancer 'journey'. It's horrible. But for me at least I think it's over. The doc said that after 3 years I can pretty much forget I ever had it, which is nice. 2 years to go.
Congrats!
Someone in my life had to go through these, and I swear my heart stopped for a day every time they went in till I got the "all clear" phone call. Treat yourself and your loved ones to something special tonight.
Will do. Thanks for your good wishes! Happily, some cancers CAN be cured nowadays - it's no longer an automatic death sentence. I got lucky with one that could be fixed fairly easily.
Fuck cancer!
There can’t be too much more above ground work since the historic fence is back in and most roads line marked. Bit annoying to lose a tram stop, but getting the bus back on route will be grand.
I was made redundant last week, which I'm still coming to terms with. But after wallowing for a week or so, today I went to the zoo and saw the baby elephants. And now I've opened champagne. It's my birthday today, my (quite large) payout's just come through, and I have an interview on Friday. I'm going to be fine.
Ah yes, happy birthday tenant, here's a rent increase. We compared your northern suburbs 1 bedroom apartment to inner eastern suburbs two bedroom apartments and decided we deserve more money.
FUCK Real Estate Agents. I will be disputing this, or at the very least forcing the issue and making them give me air con if they want the increase. I've been in this flat three years and the damn thing is practically unlivable.
I had a dental appointment today to find out about lots of expensive work. The bad news is it will cost many $$$. The good news is it can all be spread out over a couple of years to maximize health insurance rebates. So it will take a while, but I can look forward to a future without gaps in my teeth. 😁
Ouch. Mine will be around 11k for this round. Seeing how much trouble my mother is having with her teeth and being restricted in what she can eat is extremely motivating to get it done though.
As well as going to the dentist keeping on top of regular brushing is also really important. I've not been good at this (it was never really pushed when I was growing up so I didn't really develop it as a habit) and have really focussed on it more recently. Strangely enough a toothbrush tracker has been really helpful for me - just knowing it is being recorded in an app whether or not I brushed my teeth has been enough to motivate me to be much more consistent about brushing.
I live in a relatively new house, kept very clean (we pay someone, as well as dealing with my own somewhat annoying compulsive cleaning tendencies). We have two major builds in our street at the moment, and fuck me, the mice are on the march. so yes, I saw a mouse yesterday. I have a new dog, supposedly of a ratting breed, and he is so far adorably useless.
Ah well my insurance won't cover a nurse on call so I have to look at other options to get my dressing changed. Are there any cheap GPs or other services that could help me with this?! (Somewhere preferably closer to the city / inner SE)
Update: omg the beautiful hospital worker got back to me saying that I can't go without the dressing so the hospital will cover the costs for the first 3 visits 😭 that's so nice of her to do that for me!!
I love it when healthcare workers are so understanding to people outside the Medicare system and know how annoying it is to organise shit that most people take for granted!
They really are. I remember when the anaesthetist drugged me I told the nurse I really appreciate what you do. Very corny but I really do! I also don't remember anything that happened in the hour after that! I will take their offer for the first 3 days and probably head to a GP for the other 2. I will check if they can extend their offer to all 5 days (as they suggested changing the dressing every day for 5 days)
You should qualify for post acute care, which will supply 3 days of dressing supplies and 7 days of home visits.
Following that, you can do a search and find your local HACC/PYP provider in your local government area and call them to see if they can help.
Might still be worth a call. My workplace (too far out to help you) routinely services people who don't fit traditional funded services with low fees. We don't like to see people not serviced.
Ok thanks @Eagle, I will give them a ring and find out.
Actually, "The Post Acute Care (PAC) Program provides short-term services and support forthose who need extra help at home after a public hospital stay". My stay was at a private hospital unfortunately but I can still call and find out :<
You might have more luck with the HACC/PYP services, or a GP clinic, even if you can reduce the dressing frequency to 2nd daily. It'll probably be Bolton Clarke. They should have the ability for you to pay a fee for service, but they are a private company and can be pricey. Its worth a look though. And it's a shame you're not further out, we'd be happy to look after your butt crack for whatever you could afford!
That is just a baby! Got some healing to do though. Lots of not sitting on your bum, high protein eating and daily dressing for a bit. Have you got help with the dressings?
Yep the hospital has arranged for nurses to come home and change it for me. I have to go into the office tomorrow unfortunately because tEaM sTraTeGy dAy so I might need to sit for a bit.
Yeah that's the plan. On a positive note, the hole is a bit closer to my lower back so it doesn't currently hurt when I sit. Let's see once the pain meds wear off.
Thanks! It's in an unfortunate location so I won't be asking my housemate to help. The hospital has arranged for a nurse to come and help me so hopefully that works out!
The way I pick fruit compared to my husband is vastly different. I pick it up, put it in a bag. That will do. He carefully selects a piece, examines it, caresses it, talks to it before carefully lowering the chosen piece into a bag. I am a very patient wife.
Found out kidcalhoon2 has a kid in their class called Dante. I asked her if they were even supposed to be there. She'll get the joke in about 20 years maybe.
Edit - I'd just like add, this was off the cuff. I think it's my best dad-joke ever. Kids didn't get it, partner didn't get it, had to message it to an old friend...he got it.
I've neglected yard maintenance with the lurgie and the fig tree has been dropping leaves early, so I've just spent half an hour raking the leaves into piles. Good thing I haven't later start today.
In other news may have a buyer for the furniture I don't want to take with me - fingers crossed!
With the recent community hyper-fixation on bees, I'd like to draw our attention to another issue: the lack of easy to attain quality soy sauce.
I went to KT Mart today, I was looking for two things: a sweet refreshing beverage that I didn't know what it was until I drank it, and some decent soy sauce.
I got my beverage (Milkis), and I went looking for soy sauce. I found a small range of low-quality "cooking" soy sauce, which taste terrible, but for the life of me I couldn't find any decent table soy sauce. There was all other kinds of sauces, terriyaki... kelp broth... dumpling dipping sauce... low sodium soy sauce... BUT WHERE WAS THE ACTUAL SOY SAUCE?!
My last purchase of soy sauce of questionable provenance was a low sodium variety from ALDI. I couldnt use it, it was disgusting, and it's in the bin now.
It’s totally fine as a basic. But there is Sweet, Mushroom, Dark, Tamari, and a zillion others I forget right now. Bread isn’t just bread. Rice isn’t just rice.
Pupdog gave us a fright just before bed and then Kittycat spent the night being an absolute monster. Am wfh today to take Pup to the vet this morning, must resist the temptation to nap this afternoon.
Today's car inspection wasn't the slam dunk I hoped it would be, but still a decent contender... I would like to decide by this evening if I want to pull the pin and get a pre purchase inspection done on it. Annoyingly I still might not be able to get it ready by next week to use for work.
Argh!! This is where my overthinking, paralysis-analysis affected brain really struggles. I need so much time with each decision. Really to be honest, I need to sleep on it tonight, but that's then another day gone... but no I think I'll give myself this much.
That's been my argument against going to Bali for decades. "Why would I want to fly all the way to another country to sit on a beach full of Australians?"
Apparently, the answer is because it's cheaper. I looked at booking a chalet on Rottnest Island over the Christmas break for a week. It's literally cheaper to fly to Bali and stay at a resort for the week.
10 years ago I went to Patong in Phuket, Thailand and I imagine Bali to be that but worse and it was quite seedy. I refuse to go to Bogan Island. Call me unAustralian but I just won't do it.
My wife and I went to Phuket for our sorta-honeymoon/sorta last holiday as a couple before parenthood. We stayed at a lovely resort that was far away from where all the Australians went. We had a wonderful trip. We barely saw any Australians that week.
Have you seen the modern classic: Bee Movie? It brings together a remarkable ensemble cast (even though it's animated). Its effectively an allegory; a representation of the human rat race (if you will) depicted as a bee colony. It follows the life of the protagonist Barry B Benson as he (long story short) saves the world. It leaves us with a heartwarming answer to the question: Can you ever bee enough? The answer is yes.
On my yet to watch list but Spike Milligan has an hilarious account of it being screened for the troops when he was in North Africa. 😂 MST3K before MST3K.
Yes, surprised the word Cobber didn’t come out at this end of April. Especially since so many were yelling to instant grant citizenship/residency without any knowledge of the chaps in question wanting that.
I'm reading an old travel book about Arabia and Abyssinia starting in the 1930s and continuing post war. 😕 As per usual women and children are invisible.
And it's more brutal than I imagined and i've read Speke, Bruce and Burton and they generally didn't tone it down. TE Lawrence did allude to some brutality.
all that fartblarting about how even existing on the internet on win7 nowadays makes you a horrible monster full of disease and the one fucking box in the house that gets compromised is the win10.
Oh no! I'll be honest I havnt heard of a home PC getting compromised in years, thats kind of scary.
But yes no, people shouldnt be using an OS that is out of support.
175 Comments
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 2y
Just got home after 2nd six-monthly checkup post cancer. I am happy to say that I am still cancer-free. Peter Mac Hospital in its infinite wisdom has removed all the free books for reading while waiting to see the doctor. This is a major step back. I found a couple of beauties last year while I was in treatment. Things I would never in a million years have actually spent money on, but were splendid reads. On the plus side, the new station at Parkville is just outside the door and is looking splendid and hopefully will be available for use soon. The new tram stop in Royal Parade is excellent and nearly big enough. Also the coffee in the Wellness Centre is still good but the selection of bikkies has reduced somewhat.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Yay to you 🎉🎉🎉
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Thanks.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Great news! ❤️
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Thanks.
Duenan@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
That's wonderful news.
I really hate cancer, it's such a scurge and can affect anyone at any stage without descrimination.
I hope one day we can find a cure and beat it.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Thanks. Mine was apparently related to the HPV virus - and the current programme of vaccinating every female of reproductive age against that virus means that cervical cancer at least may well become a thing of the past in just a few years. Huge advances being made all the time.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Yay! Fuck cancer!
melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
That is so good to hear. I hope it never comes back
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Me too. No one should have to go through the whole cancer 'journey'. It's horrible. But for me at least I think it's over. The doc said that after 3 years I can pretty much forget I ever had it, which is nice. 2 years to go.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Fingers crossed. Tell it to get on its bike
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Good news. So many hugs.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Thanks. It's been a weird and somewhat wonderful ride.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Very good news!
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Hoo boy YASSS!
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Congrats! Someone in my life had to go through these, and I swear my heart stopped for a day every time they went in till I got the "all clear" phone call. Treat yourself and your loved ones to something special tonight.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Will do. Thanks for your good wishes! Happily, some cancers CAN be cured nowadays - it's no longer an automatic death sentence. I got lucky with one that could be fixed fairly easily.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Amazing news ❤️
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Fuck cancer! There can’t be too much more above ground work since the historic fence is back in and most roads line marked. Bit annoying to lose a tram stop, but getting the bus back on route will be grand.
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
That's awesome news! Good to hear!
Cendana@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Congrats!! 🤗
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Fantastic news!
Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
🖤
tone212_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Amazing news! Hope it stays away for good.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 2y
I was made redundant last week, which I'm still coming to terms with. But after wallowing for a week or so, today I went to the zoo and saw the baby elephants. And now I've opened champagne. It's my birthday today, my (quite large) payout's just come through, and I have an interview on Friday. I'm going to be fine.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Congarats! And nothing wrong with a good wallow.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Happy birthday 🎉 🐘 💰🍾
tone212_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
A redundancy is a chance for a fresh start. Enjoy the down time. Best of luck for your interview!
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Happy birthday!🎂
just_kitten@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
May your new year of life be off to a good start, closing one chapter to start another exciting opportunity
notgold@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Happy birthday and good luck on Friday
Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Happy birthday!
Sending you good vibes for the interview on Friday!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
🥂
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Eee Happy b'day!
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Happy birthday!
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Happy Birthday!
ReadEverything@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Happy birthday 🎁🎈
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2y
Ah yes, happy birthday tenant, here's a rent increase. We compared your northern suburbs 1 bedroom apartment to inner eastern suburbs two bedroom apartments and decided we deserve more money.
FUCK Real Estate Agents. I will be disputing this, or at the very least forcing the issue and making them give me air con if they want the increase. I've been in this flat three years and the damn thing is practically unlivable.
Day ruined. Fuck you Real Estate Agent.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Happy birthday 🎂
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Thanks mate
Nath@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Happy birthday @dalek_Thal! 🎂
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Aww, thanks @Nath!
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Happy b'day!
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Thanks mate!
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Contest it bro. Fight the man!
Baku@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Happy Birthday 🎉🎂 don't let the bastards grind you down. No aircon and an increase? They can bugger off with that sort of nonsense.
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
My thoughts exactly. Thanks mate, hopefully it goes well
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Happy birthday, birthday twin! 🎂
ReadEverything@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Happy birthday 🎂🎁
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y
Random kitty I saw on my way to work. S/he declined my offers of affectionate pats, but was happy to sit neatly and enjoy me saying nice things.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Words of affirmation 🐱
bull@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
love giving a rando kitto a pspspspsp and holding out my hand lady-style for it to sniff
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I too love the lady hand and dainty sniff. I often wonder what complex information they acquire from it.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y
I had a dental appointment today to find out about lots of expensive work. The bad news is it will cost many $$$. The good news is it can all be spread out over a couple of years to maximize health insurance rebates. So it will take a while, but I can look forward to a future without gaps in my teeth. 😁
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
I've spent about 17k over the last 6 years, and have another 7 or 8k to go.
Go to the dentist regularly everyone!
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Ouch. Mine will be around 11k for this round. Seeing how much trouble my mother is having with her teeth and being restricted in what she can eat is extremely motivating to get it done though.
As well as going to the dentist keeping on top of regular brushing is also really important. I've not been good at this (it was never really pushed when I was growing up so I didn't really develop it as a habit) and have really focussed on it more recently. Strangely enough a toothbrush tracker has been really helpful for me - just knowing it is being recorded in an app whether or not I brushed my teeth has been enough to motivate me to be much more consistent about brushing.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I had the same issue growing up, it didn't become a habit.
I'm a twice a day, floss at night person now.
Considering how much I've spent I want to protect my investment lol
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Anyone else look up from their morning coffee to see a mouse casually walking across the kitchen floor like they freaking owned the place.....! daaaah
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Perfect excuse for getting a cat lol
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Have dog. Not a cat person. But it would be helpful.
bacon@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
get a rat terrier
melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
I live in a relatively new house, kept very clean (we pay someone, as well as dealing with my own somewhat annoying compulsive cleaning tendencies). We have two major builds in our street at the moment, and fuck me, the mice are on the march. so yes, I saw a mouse yesterday. I have a new dog, supposedly of a ratting breed, and he is so far adorably useless.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
He and I have a lot in common!
Mittens_meow@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Got some making a racket in the ceiling. And the dreaded dead stench as they die.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
In one share house we had mice that would wander around the lounge room while we were watching tv.
Duenan@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Not quite, I've seen a dead mouse while looking up from my morning coffee however.
That was a couple of weeks ago.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I had one pop up from the stove while I was having breakfast
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Cafe? Or home?
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Home
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Ah well my insurance won't cover a nurse on call so I have to look at other options to get my dressing changed. Are there any cheap GPs or other services that could help me with this?! (Somewhere preferably closer to the city / inner SE)
Update: omg the beautiful hospital worker got back to me saying that I can't go without the dressing so the hospital will cover the costs for the first 3 visits 😭 that's so nice of her to do that for me!!
just_kitten@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
I love it when healthcare workers are so understanding to people outside the Medicare system and know how annoying it is to organise shit that most people take for granted!
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Yup 😭😭 bless her soul
Duenan@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
That’s awesome. Healthcare workers are real heroes and deserve so much more.
Is that enough to cover your needs or would you still need help?
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
They really are. I remember when the anaesthetist drugged me I told the nurse I really appreciate what you do. Very corny but I really do! I also don't remember anything that happened in the hour after that! I will take their offer for the first 3 days and probably head to a GP for the other 2. I will check if they can extend their offer to all 5 days (as they suggested changing the dressing every day for 5 days)
Eagle@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
You should qualify for post acute care, which will supply 3 days of dressing supplies and 7 days of home visits. Following that, you can do a search and find your local HACC/PYP provider in your local government area and call them to see if they can help.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Because it’s super easy to dislocate your neck to see what you’re doing when dressing your own butt crack…
Eagle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I've seen some people try with a mirror!
Catfish@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I was being sarcastic. I’m sure something less than perfect could be achievable, but really assistance required
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I'm on OVHC and unfortunately my insurance provider doesn't cover this service :(
Eagle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Might still be worth a call. My workplace (too far out to help you) routinely services people who don't fit traditional funded services with low fees. We don't like to see people not serviced.
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Ok thanks @Eagle, I will give them a ring and find out. Actually, "The Post Acute Care (PAC) Program provides short-term services and support forthose who need extra help at home after a public hospital stay". My stay was at a private hospital unfortunately but I can still call and find out :<
Eagle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
You might have more luck with the HACC/PYP services, or a GP clinic, even if you can reduce the dressing frequency to 2nd daily. It'll probably be Bolton Clarke. They should have the ability for you to pay a fee for service, but they are a private company and can be pricey. Its worth a look though. And it's a shame you're not further out, we'd be happy to look after your butt crack for whatever you could afford!
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Oh gosh I asked the nurse to take a pic of my wound as I can't see it and it's not a wound...it's a 1x1 sized chunk of a hole! Yikes!
Eagle@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
That is just a baby! Got some healing to do though. Lots of not sitting on your bum, high protein eating and daily dressing for a bit. Have you got help with the dressings?
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Yep the hospital has arranged for nurses to come home and change it for me. I have to go into the office tomorrow unfortunately because tEaM sTraTeGy dAy so I might need to sit for a bit.
Eagle@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Try to lean on one cheek at a time. Pressure is going to delay your healing.
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Yeah that's the plan. On a positive note, the hole is a bit closer to my lower back so it doesn't currently hurt when I sit. Let's see once the pain meds wear off.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
You're young. You'll heal pretty quickly. Still, it's a bit of a shock. Rest up. You'll be back to playing tennis before you know it.
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
❤️❤️
Doc said no exercise for 2-3 weeks. What am I going to do with my life?!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Lots of YouTube tennis tutorials perfecting your back hand swing. 🎾
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I’ve had delightful job of helping friend dress one of those. Good luck!
fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Thanks! It's in an unfortunate location so I won't be asking my housemate to help. The hospital has arranged for a nurse to come and help me so hopefully that works out!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y
The way I pick fruit compared to my husband is vastly different. I pick it up, put it in a bag. That will do. He carefully selects a piece, examines it, caresses it, talks to it before carefully lowering the chosen piece into a bag. I am a very patient wife.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
I'm the same as your husband. Maybe it's a middle east thing.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Very much so!
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
My father used to pick up a watermelon, hold it up to his ear and tap it. Apparently this told him if it was ripe.
I was so embarrassed as a child lol
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Yes! 😂 I have witnessed the tapping.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Oh my god I thought it was just my old man 🤣🤣🤣
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
😂 I've seen it being done to cantaloupe too 😂
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
If you ever find out what exactly he's listening for, please share the secret lol
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y
For the past 2 weeks, the shower has been leaking really, really badly.
Plumber came and fixed it.
I didn't realise how fucking loud it was until it was repaired. Holy shit that was fucked lol
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Found out kidcalhoon2 has a kid in their class called Dante. I asked her if they were even supposed to be there. She'll get the joke in about 20 years maybe.
Edit - I'd just like add, this was off the cuff. I think it's my best dad-joke ever. Kids didn't get it, partner didn't get it, had to message it to an old friend...he got it.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"...In a row?"
There's so many good lines in it; it sits well in my top 5 favourite movies.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I didn't get it.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Neither
StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Clerks (1994) by Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob)
Clerks II? Dogma? Mallrats? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Go sail the high seas and enjoy this bountiful booty of movies I have gifted ye!
Edit: I cannot believe I forgot Chasing Amy 🤦♀️
All part of Kevin Smith's 'View Askewniverse'
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Ive seen Clerks so long ago 😬. The others I haven't yet. 😊 Thanks :)
oztrin@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y
I've neglected yard maintenance with the lurgie and the fig tree has been dropping leaves early, so I've just spent half an hour raking the leaves into piles. Good thing I haven't later start today.
In other news may have a buyer for the furniture I don't want to take with me - fingers crossed!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y
My first banned from a sub in reddit. It had to be latestagecapitalism . 😂 I mocked a poster for antisemitism, which was not funny.
Baku@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Nath@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, we don't really have that either. If it weren't such an anomalous event, it wouldn't be getting wall-to-wall coverage for days.
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
👋
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
With the recent community hyper-fixation on bees, I'd like to draw our attention to another issue: the lack of easy to attain quality soy sauce.
I went to KT Mart today, I was looking for two things: a sweet refreshing beverage that I didn't know what it was until I drank it, and some decent soy sauce.
I got my beverage (Milkis), and I went looking for soy sauce. I found a small range of low-quality "cooking" soy sauce, which taste terrible, but for the life of me I couldn't find any decent table soy sauce. There was all other kinds of sauces, terriyaki... kelp broth... dumpling dipping sauce... low sodium soy sauce... BUT WHERE WAS THE ACTUAL SOY SAUCE?!
My last purchase of soy sauce of questionable provenance was a low sodium variety from ALDI. I couldnt use it, it was disgusting, and it's in the bin now.
I'm at a loss. Is this related to climate change?
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
What's the problem with Kikkoman? I was under the impression that that was pretty OK for most purposes? Or am I a soy sauce bogan for liking it?
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
It’s totally fine as a basic. But there is Sweet, Mushroom, Dark, Tamari, and a zillion others I forget right now. Bread isn’t just bread. Rice isn’t just rice.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
True.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Are you aware it’s actually possible to end oneself with soy sauce? Not that I’m suggesting you do such, especially not with the unpleasant stuff.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
It's also quite alcoholic! But you'd die from the salt long before you got drunk lol
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I thought the % was marginal in Soy, but like Chinese Cooking Wine, yes, the salt would do you first
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Any shop that doesn't have English signage
Edited to clarify my meaning
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
but I only speak english
StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
St Kilda. https://maps.app.goo.gl/KkWp6r8PBva5jhot8
Prahran
https://maps.app.goo.gl/joExXBVQW2xmp28a9
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1yFgzrUbd751cQmi6
South Yarra
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6MWPvzGPJTe9S8X48
Or:
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I use the Coles soy to mix with my Asian inspired sauce concoctions and use Kikkimon to drink neat.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
minh phat in Richmond has a very large range
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Richmond is like 3km too far for me
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
just take a tram
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Bruh
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Don't forget to hold on.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Ride the Rhino! 🛹
StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Ding ding!
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
this is the one i use
https://www.coles.com.au/product/amoy-light-soy-sauce-500ml-3739048
available at coles and i think woolies too, where the east asian things are
make sure to get the light one not the dark one
melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
does everyone not just use pearl river bridge light soy as their generic soy.?
AWStephen@mastodon.au · 1 pts · 2y
@Force_majeure123 @Seagoon_ does Spiral Tamari count. I’m also enjoying experimenting with Niulife Cocoamino 🙂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Had a moderately busy day , did not have any pain killer and didn't think of my bad back once. iow, it's better. 😊
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
That is brilliant!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Thank you, it sure is, now I just have to make sure it never happens again 🤞
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Pupdog gave us a fright just before bed and then Kittycat spent the night being an absolute monster. Am wfh today to take Pup to the vet this morning, must resist the temptation to nap this afternoon.
Fright, not freight. Good one, brain.
just_kitten@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Today's car inspection wasn't the slam dunk I hoped it would be, but still a decent contender... I would like to decide by this evening if I want to pull the pin and get a pre purchase inspection done on it. Annoyingly I still might not be able to get it ready by next week to use for work.
Argh!! This is where my overthinking, paralysis-analysis affected brain really struggles. I need so much time with each decision. Really to be honest, I need to sleep on it tonight, but that's then another day gone... but no I think I'll give myself this much.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Enjoy your day everyone ❤️
Baku@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Nath@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y
That's been my argument against going to Bali for decades. "Why would I want to fly all the way to another country to sit on a beach full of Australians?"
Apparently, the answer is because it's cheaper. I looked at booking a chalet on Rottnest Island over the Christmas break for a week. It's literally cheaper to fly to Bali and stay at a resort for the week.
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
bull@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
10 years ago I went to Patong in Phuket, Thailand and I imagine Bali to be that but worse and it was quite seedy. I refuse to go to Bogan Island. Call me unAustralian but I just won't do it.
Nath@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
My wife and I went to Phuket for our sorta-honeymoon/sorta last holiday as a couple before parenthood. We stayed at a lovely resort that was far away from where all the Australians went. We had a wonderful trip. We barely saw any Australians that week.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
That's why I went to Vietnam a few years ago, I couldn't afford Australia.
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Latest daycare germs: a stupid dry cough. Tedious as f.
Baku@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Have you seen the modern classic: Bee Movie? It brings together a remarkable ensemble cast (even though it's animated). Its effectively an allegory; a representation of the human rat race (if you will) depicted as a bee colony. It follows the life of the protagonist Barry B Benson as he (long story short) saves the world. It leaves us with a heartwarming answer to the question: Can you ever bee enough? The answer is yes.
just_kitten@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
I give this review a B+
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
That was hilarious. Thank you lol
Baku@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
I watched Casablanca a few weeks back and had a lovely time. There’s a specific scene that’s so much better if you know it’s real
bull@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I haven't seen it but it is the basis for one of my all-time favourite SNL skits: https://youtu.be/LQKVIJnfiNM
Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Yaasss! Watched it on the plane back.
oztrin@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
On my yet to watch list but Spike Milligan has an hilarious account of it being screened for the troops when he was in North Africa. 😂 MST3K before MST3K.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
My favourite Hitchcock movie is Shadow of a Doubt. Some must watches
To Kill a Mockingbird
Night of the Hunter
Battle of Britain
Judgement at Nuremberg
Young Savages
Deer Hunter
Midnight Cowboy
The Searchers
A Tale of Two Cities
Odd Man Out
The Third Man
O Lucky Man
From Russia with Love
Cape Fear ( with Gregory Peck )
Imitation of Life
Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Ooo love me some oldies:
While not really a musical fan, I do like Oaklahoma, South Pacific etc.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Taxi Driver
The Graduate
Little Big Man
Baku@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Yes, surprised the word Cobber didn’t come out at this end of April. Especially since so many were yelling to instant grant citizenship/residency without any knowledge of the chaps in question wanting that.
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Catfish@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I doubt ego played into the instant. Maybe later, for which the media needs to eat something much less pleasant than bread.
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
This makes me glad I don't consume much aussie news media
it seems that I'm not missing out on information and have missed all the nastiness
Why don't I watch or read much news? because of decades of experience with the shitshow of aussie media I don't even expect it be news worth watching
wscholermann@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I'm reading an old travel book about Arabia and Abyssinia starting in the 1930s and continuing post war. 😕 As per usual women and children are invisible.
And it's more brutal than I imagined and i've read Speke, Bruce and Burton and they generally didn't tone it down. TE Lawrence did allude to some brutality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_Sands
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
all that fartblarting about how even existing on the internet on win7 nowadays makes you a horrible monster full of disease and the one fucking box in the house that gets compromised is the win10.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Oh no! I'll be honest I havnt heard of a home PC getting compromised in years, thats kind of scary. But yes no, people shouldnt be using an OS that is out of support.
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
All the things that are baaaaaad for me please!
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
🍫☕️🍫🧁
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Now that's just mean. Humph.
Baku@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Ham and cheese cormorant kinda sounds like a fisherman's breakfast anyway 🤷♂️
Baku@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Mmmm, a ham and cheese cormorant sounds rather fun. Can I change my order?
Baku@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
🍖🧀🥪
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
🐟🍳🍅☕️
oztrin@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Mystery toastie for me as well, plus a latte, plz chef?
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
🧃🥪🥛☕️
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Mystery toastie, please?
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
🥮🥪
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I'll accidentally get the next person's order instead of mine (fisherman's eggs and a coffee) please
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
🐡🍄🌋🪫🦠