c/lemmyshitpost · by icedcoffee@lemm.ee · 2y

Failed drug test

NGL feeling low. Lost my job at WeedMaps today. I told them in my interview that I only smoke straight fire but I got the piss test back and it showed I've been smoking mid. I already put in notice at my current job. what do I do?

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21 Comments

db2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

A barrel roll.

MxM111@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I need translation.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

OP took the test too lightly and didn't get a score high enough to pass. Maybe if they don't show up for work the next day, they can get some credit back and maybe get chance for a re-takr. But they'll need to take it seriously this time and walk the talk.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What score on a drug test? That he only smoked good shit? I have never taken a drug test for quality. It's only been if they were done or not.

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh. See. I didn't know that the whole post was a joke. I thought it might be a joke. But there was something there that made me think it could be real.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Everything is a joke, my lad.

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Lol, it's all good.

rugburn@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y

Test better drugs

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Get some moon rocks and furgettaboutit.

icedcoffee@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks man! Helps to hear some positivity as I’m getting my numbers up!

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Smoking is the mistake, you need edibles.