in 2022, officials said Brannon, of San Juan Capistrano, placed calls to the governments of China and Russia hoping to offer himself as a "mole" providing US intelligence.
I think this is actually funny. Like what is he going to tell them? About all the pushups he does?
Nah, this is the feds. There is no parole in federal prison. And once he served the 9 years the USMC will get him since he was active duty at the time of the crime.
"According to the government’s sentencing memorandum, in 2022, Brannon placed calls to two foreign adversaries, hoping to offer himself up as a “mole” by providing U.S. intelligence."
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otp@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 2y
What a loser. Shit person.
andrewta@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Good usage if your military training there. Putz.
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 2y
Hahahahah He certainly would have hated being called that epithet. Nice!
KevonLooney@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
I think this is actually funny. Like what is he going to tell them? About all the pushups he does?
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
How to prepare a crayon sandwich with animal crackers and a drink. The Marine combo meal.
stoly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I think that, in his mind, he's becoming a hero. He's going to save the US from itself.
Dude definitely needed psychological help a long time ago.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
And he'll maybe see half of that before he's out bombing again.
TipRing@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Nah, this is the feds. There is no parole in federal prison. And once he served the 9 years the USMC will get him since he was active duty at the time of the crime.
TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Oh shit lol. Crayon-eater just bye bye to the rest of his life.
TipRing@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
In addition there is this bit:
That will probably come up in his court-martial.
TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
My man about to be the swoll ninety four year old rock breaker in Leavenworth around 2094 lmao
thrax@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
“I believe in the preservation of life… I should plant a bomb to make my point.”