I would actually be all for having snakes fighting monkeys on the Monday to Friday train. Certainly would be much more entertaining going to and from work.

dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You say that until you have to watch a snake slowly eat the monkey, then it becomes awkward.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y

Only if the monkey stops fighting.

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HubertManne@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!

evidences@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wonder what that is in Japanese slang

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I've had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If only it was a plane they'd have known what to do...

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I just want Samuel Jackson to full commit and make a Sam-I-am cinematic universe where snakes are on everything from Green Eggs and Ham

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jerryh100@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

🚅🐍😱😱😱

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 10 pts · 2y

The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?

The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!

jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Be the water bottle.

Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train .... has melons

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Holy shit the "don't use your snake to keep the door open" sign was there for a reason?!?!

I'll try to remember to link the picture I took of it here when I get home from work, that's a real thing

bratosch@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn it, I was wondering where I'd left Larry. Sorry everyone.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Larry! That scamp!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I'm on the bullet train!

simplejack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

OWWEENN

Wahots@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

Too damn sultry on the platform.

pikmeir@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ！

Deebster@programming.dev · -1 pts · 2y

An absolute gift to headline writers.