Spaghetti-rule-cation

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I want just 1 ridiculously long spaghetti noodle that everyone at the table shares.

isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

there's just 2 ends tho, and you wouldn't cut spaghetti, right??

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

That would bring shame and dishonor to any Italian blood in you. Instead, you keep eating from opposite ends until you kiss, passionately.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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PropaGandalf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

sadist

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

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WereCat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yes but what if you don't have it? Are you not going to cook spaghetti?

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Iono I'll probably just jack off.

WereCat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Fair enough.

InternetPerson@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y

I always cook the whole package, which is usually about 500 g.

AeroRake@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sometimes I eat enough that I have plenty of leftovers, and sometimes I eat enough that I'm confused as to why I have no leftovers.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Sometimes I don't eat all the left overs for second and third dinner.

shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
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sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

I intentionally cook an outrageous amount of spaghetti to save some for later. We are not the same.

If you want to cook exactly the right amount and don't have a spaghetti measurer just weigh them.

cerement@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

If you have one of those spaghetti scooper things (I forget what they’re called), that hole in the middle is used to measure out about one serving’s worth.

RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

IMHO A rough rule of thumb is the amount you can grab with just your pinkie finger is one portion for you

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y

*a rough rule of pinkie

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

i usually aim for about 80g dry per person

FedFer@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y

Usually for me I make about 80g, that seems to always mostly be right

KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

That's a huge removed.