57What did you do with the porn collection you found when cleaning out your dead parent's home? c/asklemmy · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 34 comments
5I need a therian girlfriend ππ c/lemmyshitpost · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 3 comments
122finna get crunk off the bob 2nite c/lemmyshitpost · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 7 comments
13Is there anything on tv that isnt sex and violence c/casualconversation · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 48 comments
94I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple c/casualconversation · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 51 comments
90If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were? c/casualconversation · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 64 comments
39Who does your dog choose to sleep with? c/asklemmy · by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 2y · 25 comments
on Why are there "driveway connections by permit only" signs on roads? · c/nostupidquestions · 5 pts · 2yppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2ypaw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for
on Have you ever been called a slur and how did you deal with it? · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2yme n my coworkers laughed in their face
on Those of you who don't vote, why? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 2ydonβt pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf
on You just got in a major car crash. What's the most ironic song you'd have playing. · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2yfire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke πππ
on You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 2yim sliding up to the first woman i see wym
on What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? · c/asklemmy · -1 pts · 2yI get hella hoes on this app
on What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 2ymasturbate maybe
on What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2ySuit youself, I like lemmy
on What happens if Biden dies before the next inauguration (see inside)? · c/nostupidquestions · 13 pts · 2yjimmy carter will out live both mark my words
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/asklemmy · 40 pts · 2yI became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 π
on Which are the most fucked up books you've read? · c/asklemmy · 6 pts · 2yReading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all
on Not only are they watching you, they're judging you. · c/lemmyshitpost · -2 pts · 2yHey pal π, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.
i never lie
ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch
boobies
paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for
me n my coworkers laughed in their face
donβt pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf
tip pink #BE789D
fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke πππ
im sliding up to the first woman i see wym
I get hella hoes on this app
bro its everywhere I go
masturbate maybe
Suit youself, I like lemmy
jimmy carter will out live both mark my words
you do it so you can mog
she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk
I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 π
Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all
Hey pal π, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.