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24 Comments

philthi@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 2y

load bearing tone indicator

errer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

“cocks from 26 different men”

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But I don't like coffee 🤔

shneancy@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 2y (2 replies)

double cock for you then

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hot 🤤

Asudox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

:3

N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

:o=3

:o==3

:oc==3

:D c==3

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

:3

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

Emmie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Sorry we don’t serve depression today

bappity@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

not a bad day plan tbh

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is this a linux channel?

boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I really need a night cock.

shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Cockles?

nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Cockerdoodles

Shameless@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cockerdiles?

nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Cockatoos

istoff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Interesting tail.