It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me
Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
load bearing tone indicator
“cocks from 26 different men”
But I don't like coffee 🤔
double cock for you then
Hot 🤤
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
:3
:o=3
:o==3
:oc==3
:D c==3
Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.
Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.
Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.
(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)
Sorry we don’t serve depression today
not a bad day plan tbh
Is this a linux channel?
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"
I really need a night cock.
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
Cockles?
Cockerdoodles
Cockerdiles?
Cockatoos
Interesting tail.
24 Comments
philthi@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 2y
It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y
Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 2y
load bearing tone indicator
errer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
“cocks from 26 different men”
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 2y
But I don't like coffee 🤔
shneancy@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 2y
double cock for you then
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y
Hot 🤤
Asudox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 2y
:3
N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y
:o=3
:o==3
:oc==3
:D c==3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
:3
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y
(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)
Emmie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Sorry we don’t serve depression today
bappity@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
not a bad day plan tbh
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
Is this a linux channel?
boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y
I really need a night cock.
shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Cockles?
nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cockerdoodles
Shameless@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cockerdiles?
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cockatoos
istoff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Interesting tail.