Damn SJWs ruined Lara Croft. Smooth and round breasts wtf? Bring back the triangle tits. You may not like it but this is peak performance. Think of the aerodynamics
Lara's pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They're the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let's make sure we don't fail hers.
Technically speaking every 155mm howitzer could shoot nuke ammo, but the range is kinda important. This is one reason why they rejected nuke field mortars and grandes.
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TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 2y
Ok, help me out, who is she?
camr_on@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y
https://acecombat.fandom.com/wiki/Avril_Mead
Tomboy wizard mechanic from Ace Combat 7
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · -93 pts · 2y
Oh, thank goodness, I thought it was some SJW version of Lara Croft. Deep breath.....inhale....exhale....they haven't gotten to Lara, right? RIGHT?
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 80 pts · 2y
Damn SJWs ruined Lara Croft. Smooth and round breasts wtf? Bring back the triangle tits. You may not like it but this is peak performance. Think of the aerodynamics
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
Aerodynamics? Think of the radar cross section reduction!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
looks like a cybertruck
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y
Cybertits.
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Angelina Jolie's were very aerodynamic, though. Peak performance, heh
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
nuke@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 2y
Bruh we shitposting
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Lara's pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They're the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let's make sure we don't fail hers.
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
nuke@sh.itjust.works · -8 pts · 2y
Bruh we shitposting. Get with the program.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Scrap queen is so much hotter than Lara Croft what are you talking about
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
I thought it might be https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Tanya_(character),
but Tanya was blonde.slurpyslop@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Tanya's only blonde in 3
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
You're right. It's even in that article.
Mikufan@ani.social · 31 pts · 2y
I think they need 20k nukes on ICBMs, middle range and artillery warheads.
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
But Tomboys are the next best thing.
BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
What about tomboys with nukes?
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y
That sounds...umm... excuse me, I need some private time.
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
¿Por qué no los dos?
wieson@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Gimme that towed artillery nuke
Mikufan@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y
Technically speaking every 155mm howitzer could shoot nuke ammo, but the range is kinda important. This is one reason why they rejected nuke field mortars and grandes.
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You should look up the Davy Crockett.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I think the actually need the weapons, my friend. Tons of them.
valveman@lemmy.eco.br · 14 pts · 2y
All hail the Scrap Queen!
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
I think I'd like her to hurt me
vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Dommy Tomboy mommy
Heavybell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Her and Tanya Adams.
helixnebula@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
スクラップクイーン！❤️