Every hotel bar ever

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Yewb@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.

thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I always thought I'd enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?

thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y

I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn't meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don't anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn't. Not too torn up though, they're paying for me to go back to school lol.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (5 replies)

There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

booly@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Hello season one Data.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You're lucky to be drinking here for free

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

And that local drunk would've went pro if it weren't for his bum knee.

EvilLootbox@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair

I threw four touchdowns in a single game

trones@ythreektech.com · 1 pts · 2y

Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
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darkpanda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

TheControlled@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86'ed the local drunk, however.

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

You killed your best customer?!

FMT99@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
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KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

the bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I saw that episode of Wonderfalls.

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

i have not seen that episode of wonderfalls, but as a person who often wants to be left alone, i can recognize it anywhere.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 15 pts · 2y

the use of Futura really makes it

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
"Guys... they've got eight dollar beers here, let's go someplace else."

WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

I instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing...

massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Em.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.

Gustephan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don't know, PDA is short for "public display of affection" in this context

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That parts comes later.

Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

This hotel bar has way too many people at it.

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What's pda

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.

But in this case public display of affection.

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

I have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can't figure out what to do with.

Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y

Public display of affection

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

As I expected, human interaction is boring and not worth the time, let alone the price of the drink.

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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fubarx@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How many are staring solemnly at their phones?

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

That's all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.

vox@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

is this a color blindness test or what with the two oranges

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do you mean the red and orange?

vox@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

they're almost the same color?

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I feel like this is like that copy-pasta where the person doesn't know they are color blind.