I always thought I'd enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?
I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn't meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don't anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn't. Not too torn up though, they're paying for me to go back to school lol.
Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don't know, PDA is short for "public display of affection" in this context
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Yewb@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
That's the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.
thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 45 pts · 2y
Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
I always thought I'd enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?
thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn't meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don't anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn't. Not too torn up though, they're paying for me to go back to school lol.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
booly@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hello season one Data.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You're lucky to be drinking here for free
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
And that local drunk would've went pro if it weren't for his bum knee.
EvilLootbox@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair
I threw four touchdowns in a single game
trones@ythreektech.com · 1 pts · 2y
Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!
Patches@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
darkpanda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86'ed the local drunk, however.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
You killed your best customer?!
FMT99@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y
the bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I saw that episode of Wonderfalls.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
i have not seen that episode of wonderfalls, but as a person who often wants to be left alone, i can recognize it anywhere.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 15 pts · 2y
the use of Futura really makes it
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
"Guys... they've got eight dollar beers here, let's go someplace else."
WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
I instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing...
massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
Em.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don't know, PDA is short for "public display of affection" in this context
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That parts comes later.
Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
This hotel bar has way too many people at it.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
What's pda
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.
But in this case public display of affection.
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
I have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can't figure out what to do with.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
Public display of affection
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
As I expected, human interaction is boring and not worth the time, let alone the price of the drink.
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
fubarx@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
How many are staring solemnly at their phones?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That's all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.
vox@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
is this a color blindness test or what with the two oranges
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Do you mean the red and orange?
vox@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
they're almost the same color?
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I feel like this is like that copy-pasta where the person doesn't know they are color blind.