c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2ySmooth 449 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world
35 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 65 pts · 2y
I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.
"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"
Daqu@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
Wanna see my sixpack?
goldenbough@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y
Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.
goldenbough@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Caffeine@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.
Aremel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Imagine the clean up. Christ.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
[Let me lay it on the line
He had 2 on the vine
I mean, 2 sets of testicles
so divine
](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on
Brad_Brace@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
People just half ass things nowadays
bfaliszek@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
All three of them…
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
harry315@feddit.de · 24 pts · 2y
I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer
Zikeji@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y
You don't?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
'Ol 3-balls.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.
noxy@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...
Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ
Grabthar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
quinkin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
The middle one is his cock
quinkin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Sadge.
Huschke@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Hallowed be my balls.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
It's not a toomah
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.
cob4t@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Holdenmaxxing: