Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it's been years since I've seen one), but I'm pretty sure you couldn't jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.

Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Speak for yourself

Veneroso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You wouldn't want to have a drink with any of them!

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It's not a small cylinder, it's an average cylinder.

myusernameis@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Like a penguin?

Emptiness@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y

Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 53 pts · 2y

"It's a cylinder"

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y

“Hot dog” sure buddy

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Must be a tiny vacuum

tourist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

plastic drinking straw tube

ConfusedPossum@kbin.social · 28 pts · 2y

Use a fork

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle

TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

“Turd soufflé”

And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art

manucode@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturbation_mit_Staubsaugern

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

manucode@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of "Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners" to a loved one.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Flawless victory!

nodiet@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

It's a cylinder

MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What a wonderful color blue that link is

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don't let your life be ruined because you need one and don't have one!

Amanduh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I think you should leave

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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brlemworld@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Coat hangar

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A big garage for storing airplanes, except it's for coats?

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y

Some people got a lot of coats...

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Mine goes to the left.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Same

dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

mine goes in a spiral

quack

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Someone's "hotdog" is in trouble.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

That went right to the group chat