Breaking the news

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RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 87 pts · 2y (4 replies)

There was a second one? Again memes are how I get my news.

Maven@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 2y

Yep!

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I fail to see the downside.

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Might want to clarify. Sounds like you're referring to the second whistleblower dieing

AnyOldName3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They might be. They're clearly a major shareholder in Boeing.

simplejack@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Whistle blowers getting killed, an authoritarian running for office, new laws targeting lgbtq+ people. The USA is starting to feel a lot like Russia these days.

vaquedoso@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y

That's what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

Both are equally good at winning wars too

mesamunefire@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A Dead whistleblower should now be called a Boeing.

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

And if Tigger was a whistleblower, he'd be a Boing Boeing

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What a coincidence

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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thefartographer@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

deleted by employer

Wogi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

DELETED BY ENJOYER

TTimo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Ah ah this is so cursed

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've been married for almost 24 years. That's the proper way to do dating apps, right?

Have deep political discussions involving current events?

?

I hope I don't get divorced or I'm screwed.

lady_maria@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Honestly, I'd respond positively. Small talk is exhausting

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I do not disagree. I hate it. I shave my head when it gets too long because I hate small talk at a hair salon or barber so much.

Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Mr president! A second whistleblower has hit the tower!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

President: continues reading his children's book

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 2y

To the children, right?

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Tell us how it goes

Maven@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So far no reply

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Sounds like it came together about as well as a Boeing plane.

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 2y

If they can't handle you at your Boeing whistleblower obituary they don't deserve you at your... um...

I don't actually know you so I can't complete this. Idk, maybe you're good at tongue stuff.

Maven@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

UPDATE: I GOT A REPLY!

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, did ya boink, son/daughter/child?

Maven@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Unfortunately we are still childless but don't worry... I'll make sure to get you a grandchild soon

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait what happened? I barely even know about the first one.

pseudo@jlai.lu · 20 pts · 2y
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Mirshe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

So the first one MIGHT have been a suicide. The second one got sick, went to the hospital, and sadly contracted MRSA there and died of complications from that.

partmussels@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y

Not ideal but far better than "Hey"

fossphi@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

insert George Bush meme

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Didn't the the second whistleblower die from MRSA?

Are we trying to suggest that his infection was Boeings fault? Or are we sliding into the same shit that conservatives have been doing?

Maven@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't think anyone actually believes that Boeing caused this mans Pneumonia but it is really funny

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

Idk about that one, considering the 5 or 6 posts I've seen regarding this topic.

TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

what is the app

Maven@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

Bumble

pseudo@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
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