Hence why they needed the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage, so they could reverse engineer the ancient technology that allowed them to transmit food into rock.
Well well well. I’m trained as a biochemical engineer and turned my career into AI engineering, working at a space company. So when Skynet launches the bioweapons of mass fuck against humans, I guess I was the supervillain after all.
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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 43 pts · 2y
It took me a while to figure out it's all rocks.
Venator@lemmy.nz · 21 pts · 2y
How can you tell? Looks like food to me.
trolololol@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y
How can you tell? There's like 2 pixels in the whole image
Venator@lemmy.nz · 0 pts · 2y
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 2y
Everything is slightly misshapen, and the caption gives a lot of hints.
variants@possumpat.io · 18 pts · 2y
I don't have enough pixels to confirm nor deny nor compare and contrast
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
That slice of cake is either a rock or the baker needs to be introduced to yeast.
nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br · 8 pts · 2y
Everything is food if you chew hard enough
knorke3@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Once could argue that point on the basis of nutritional value. Though I guess that's on you for having the wrong digestive system...
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Doc Seismic from Invincible
confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Yes and The Underminer from Incredibles
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y
“Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”
flicker@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
-Abigail, Stardew Valley
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Right after being gifted a gemstone.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Amethysts are grape flavored.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 20 pts · 2y
just labels a bunch of rocks "Jawbreakers"
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Step one of their evil plan? They're gonna heist the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage.
Their final goal is to carve the Scone of Stone so it looks like it's supposed to.
CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
There were also plans to construct a device to turn the planet's food supply into rocks, which was axed due to budget cuts.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Hence why they needed the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage, so they could reverse engineer the ancient technology that allowed them to transmit food into rock.
liquidparasyte@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y
Me chowing down at the ""food"" table:
cromch
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
What about a story about an evil marketer? No, wait, that's a normal marketing person already.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Dwarf bread.
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Well well well. I’m trained as a biochemical engineer and turned my career into AI engineering, working at a space company. So when Skynet launches the bioweapons of mass fuck against humans, I guess I was the supervillain after all.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It's a coming across hitler before the Nazi party moment boys! Get eem!
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
[off topic]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexicon_(novel)
tl, dr = Evil linguists discover a way to take over the world.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Also see Snow Crash
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Forgot about that one!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Now I'm thinking of a scientist Medusa character