How to Say Happy Birthday in French

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Is this supposed to make no sense? Because this makes no sense.

Regalia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Actual context is that iirc the bot posts wikihow titles with a random wikihow image, sometimes leading to hijinks

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And here I thought there was some cultural context I was missing, like French people only getting haircuts once a year.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

i thought that perhaps birthday wishes in French sound similar-ish to "kkkkkssch" of scissors cutting your hair

trolololol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

No that's shower

Ledivin@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Welcome to 196 ๐Ÿ˜‚ first time?

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth · 45 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Can we not turn this into vxjunkies please?

I enjoy jokes that you have to think about for a minute, but Iโ€™m also broken, so I will spend an ungodly amount of time trying to figure it out

Flummoxed@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I really miss my vx junkies... I've been really discouraged about retuning my quantum slice deinhibitor ever since I left reddit.

kautau@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please please please make sure you verify the local resonance before you do that. The ambient cascade fields are just wild right now and itโ€™s very easy to cause a discharge

Flummoxed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Thanks for the reminder! I've been watching those cascade fields to try to find the right time... Quite something if you have a translocating microvising semifold to view them with.

YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Don't take the bait y'all ๐Ÿ˜ญ

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

its worse because I was like

"Bon anniversaire?" like "hair?" and was trying to work backwards from there

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Same. This one broke me.

cucumberbob@programming.dev · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bon aniverse hair

childOfMagenta@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Now you can open a hair salon in France.

regul@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Manon des Sources (1986)

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jeanne de Florette and Manon des Sources are both astonishingly great films. But I'm not sure I get the connection here. It's been a while since I saw them, is there something I'm failing to remember?

regul@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I vaguely recall someone making a ribbon of Manon's hair and pinning it to their skin.

GluWu@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, I don't care about my hair, which is why it's so long, greasy dry, and in a bun. But I would hurt someone that did this to me randomly.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 1 pts · 2y

So you want an appointment? Are you asking me on a date?