Debian Thong

This is real

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52 Comments

Olap@lemmy.world · 141 pts · 2y (15 replies)

I'd apt remove these

cygnus@lemmy.ca · 158 pts · 2y (8 replies)

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 91 pts · 2y
This incident will be reported.
stembolts@programming.dev · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

sudo !!

snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 71 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

PoolloverNathan@programming.dev · 18 pts · 2y

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

doas -cHad apt remove

0110010001100010@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

sudo apt remove

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, do as I say!

Murdoc@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

Murdoc@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Not my bit, but still horny.

Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

You made me wet!

pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 79 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 2y

That's already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

palordrolap@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

dude

JurassicPork@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y

OK.....I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

Thorry84@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

Do you have to build it yourself from source?

RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

Mango@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Lock it up!

ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y

Does it also come in ladies sizes?

nfsu2@feddit.cl · 38 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm sure you will run faster

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

It is more aerodynamic that way

oo1@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

it's in a solid state

willya@lemmyf.uk · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lady in the streets and a Debian the sheets.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

I here it makes a good gift

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.

huskypenguin@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y

Wow. What am I reading.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 2y

Damn straight... or actually not. Keep the normies out I say. 1000012885

Yuki@kutsuya.dev · 7 pts · 2y

Tf

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well I’m hard.

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

hello hard, i'm fest

Soundhole@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

I was until I read the comments.

Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y

Debian does Dallas?

seaQueue@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

That looks like it can support so much femboy junk

Pistcow@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Typical Linux user.

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y

$ tar -xzvf thong.tar.gz -C ~/package/

oo1@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

D-pkg

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

chmod -R 777

Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Needs a NSFW tag! Soooo sexy!

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

ubuntu would be entire pants (or trousers if youre british)

I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Is there a red hat under that?

robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!

Pacmanlives@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Can’t wait to inspect that source code

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Of course it’s real. It’s absolutely the sort of shit you find in your local queer community’s pants

Mango@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

WTB

Mango@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

We've reached peak SEO.

Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y

Best Linux wallet yet!