c/lemmyshitpost · by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2y

So excited for the Cybertruck

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38 Comments

EtherealMoon@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It's like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

He is edgy boi

WamGams@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

At least that is a free activity that can be enjoyed by others and very unlikely to end up on social media

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

prowe45@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said "It's shiny" and I said "Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust".

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

covered in rust

The best thing about these "trucks" is that they all will be, eventually.

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

That's hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous...

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

Those after-market accessories really add some flash.

Czarb@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

jettrscga@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.

It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?"
"Uh ... four?"

Chewmungus@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting "renew!"

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That was a movie that should have existed but didn't. Man a Zardoz Logan's Run crossover

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.

casmael@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y

Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that

terminhell@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

More rust resistant too

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.

Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y

I'm pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe