This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourself

https://www.cnet.com/culture/this-company-sells-jeans-designed-to-make-it-look-like-you-wet-yourself/

Why tho 😭

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bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pretty sure this is a running joke from Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave

the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y

You gotta give!

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They have the most intricate patterns.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y

You see 40 other guys who look exactly like you fighting over shirts with the most complicated patterns you've ever seen, you go in! Yes you do!

sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Because it's the coolest!

jodanlime@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well than you can call me Miles Davis

So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Oh my god, that is the grossest thing I've heard in my life! Let's go!

Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's got nothing to do with piss.

https://getcalicocutpants.com/

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What in all hell

Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y

You gotta give, otherwise the whole thing falls apart.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

YOU GOTTA GIVE!

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This reminds me of the meme where the stick man acts dumb and then everyone thinks he's dumb then as he is walking away he's like ha they didn't know I was only pretending.

Same energy with whoever wears these pants.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Pffft, I was peeing my pants before it was cool

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can sit cool knowing you're saving money with each piss.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd say it's warm at first, but then it feels cool after a little bit

towerful@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

A good investment, you say?

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's called fashion, sweaty pissy

FaizalR@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

For me it’s just weird.

HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Ah, finally, Le Piss

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Maybe I'm super old, but is this that much different from buying jeans that are pre-shredded?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Let’s see… holes in pants, versus looking like you peed yourself? Hmm. Tough call, but I’m going to go with YES very different.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Yes

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Arguing with my mom about why the "normal" jeans are gonna make me look like a loser

But these ones were professionally pissed on by an artist!

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

Rugged or "distressed" denim has an edgy/rebellious association to it which is why they have been popular with teenagers for decades now.

Small children, geriatric patients, and alcoholics piss their pants. I don't really aee how you can compare the two...

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y