c/memes · by NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz · 2yMost normal police encounter in the news 486 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
irmoz@reddthat.com · -13 pts · 2y
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Source? Post the complete ranked list.
xor@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 2y
blubton@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It was probably Hans Niemann then
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.
irmoz@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 2y
Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
derpgon@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
can@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Dumbass
stoi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years