Most normal police encounter in the news

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gibmiser@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop

irmoz@reddthat.com · -13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Best comment ever written in the history of the internet

KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Source? Post the complete ranked list.

xor@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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blubton@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

It was probably Hans Niemann then

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...

KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.

irmoz@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 2y

Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"

EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"routine"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."

Vilian@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???

derpgon@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

Diamonds are stored in the balls!

clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y

Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."

can@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
stoi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.

cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."

KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years