Cum

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28 Comments

NateNate60@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My mother would always just say "Fine then, don't eat", and then I'd get hungry later and she'd say that's just too bad

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 54 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"If you don't eat you'll regret it!"

"Slippery slope."

Baizey@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 2y

Because of the implications?

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

For me it was "Fine then, dont eat" and i wouldnt eat anything

runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Xirup@yiffit.net · 50 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Appeal to emotion fallacy.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No one said they'd be sad about it.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I would be sad about it

catsup@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y

Brutal

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 68 pts · 2y (2 replies)

" I own you, have absolute authority over you and don't care about your opinion of it"

"Oh a forum mod"

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

AMAB

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 2y

Even lemm.ee's mods? That sucks.

Toes@ani.social · 44 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I detect the fallacist's fallacy.

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

What about the phallus's fallacy?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (7 replies)

She's about to break both his arms.

Then he'll need his mommy.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Argumentum ad baculum

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

Cum laudely.

bstix@feddit.dk · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We're on a different forum now.

These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Different forum but the same people.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

Different strokes for different folks

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

ErgoPropterHo@lemmynsfw.com · 38 pts · 2y

My porn acct name is finally relevant

thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y (7 replies)

it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

4am@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y

ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

lapes@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)
nahuse@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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CTDummy@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I though it was post hoc, ergo propter hoc? After the fact, therefore because of the fact?

nahuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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CTDummy@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y
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Quik@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y

I think you might mean "post hoc…" which is a more specific case of "cum hoc…" and sets focus on time/order of events

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 25 pts · 2y

The Phallusy Fallacy: "You're dick, therefore fuck you."