He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.
He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.
Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.
19 Comments
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
The Yu-Gi-Oh card in question:
bitwaba@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
"Excellent point officer. Can I interest you in some crack?"
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2y
My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag...
They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.
He was pretty pissed.
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
That guy actually was the danger.
He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.
He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.
Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
I gonna say his name...
He's Heisenberg
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 2y
ACAB
Juice@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
ACAB F12
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · -9 pts · 2y
Oh my, how very original and thought provoking.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fuck pigs
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · -10 pts · 2y
Oh, terribly adventurous today, aren't we?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y
This is why you should carry around a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly.
Apthianos@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
I think the joke works a bit better if you swap the reveal order.
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
We're just doing pro cop memes now? How bout no
downpunxx@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
"yes. and your point being?"
halvar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
like the cops would know about yu gi oh
bleistift2@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y
If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
Reminds me of this guy: