c/nottheonion · by solo@kbin.earth · 2y'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630 ...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used. 168 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
TipRing@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.
jwt@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 12 pts · 2y
this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses
Entropywins@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
String cheese incident...
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Very gouda
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
He should stop drop roll
satanmat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Was is a Brie larsony
I hope he made a Gouda escape
He beat them black and Bleu
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cheesy
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
roguetrick@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Well the facts are the facts
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Cheese it!
Delusional@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Is his name Charlie Kelly?