Plus the loss of respect. I know he surrounds himself with fellow scum, but he was "America's Mayor" after 9-11 and his shitty tendencies were mostly ignored by everyone. Hard to believe, but it was true...

sxan@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn't let go lest he be eaten.

I hate the comparison; Trump's as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there's no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I dunno. I wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Hump headed parrot fish

sxan@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Put me down as preferring to no be bitten by anything.

That's one unattractive fish.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor's race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!... No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Uh.. start collecting?

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y

At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.

Kethal@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Is he still missing?

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

billiam0202@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.

sxan@midwest.social · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

God, I hope you're not joking. I can't tell; that could be an Onion title.

0110010001100010@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not joking: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/two-hours-mocking-arizonas-attorney-general-rudy-giuliani-served-birth-rcna152905

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

The "four seasons" gaffe is still the height of Giuliani's comedy career, but this is up there.

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Can confirm. They legally crashed his birthday party.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

That whole group of trash must feel like they're the coolest kids on the block.