Not to forget that if it's glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that's glowing red from black-body radiation
If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it's absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.
Due to being so far from the sun the Voyager can't rely on solar panels. Someone at NASA cooked a fish like this and put it on the probe. The heat it still radiates will keep powering it for millenia.
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bruhduh@lemmy.world · 124 pts · 2y
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 117 pts · 2y
It’s nicely al Dante
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Listen man, you've won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 2y
You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 2y
that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction
Retrograde@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It is no longer fish, just nuclear science
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nuclear fisshion
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 2y
You can hammer it, quench it and sharpen it after that.
mhague@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Looks like a lava shader material preview but instead of a ball they used something food shaped.
Skepticpunk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Nah, it's a fish from Monster Hunter. You get it from fishing in a volcano.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
If it's red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.
You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Not to forget that if it's glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that's glowing red from black-body radiation
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
So glad to see tips like "hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers"
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Stickers like "Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven" are there for a reason.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it's absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 21 pts · 2y
Magma Fish
Gilles_D@feddit.de · 21 pts · 2y
Killed twice
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
I didn't know anakin was a fish
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 2y
Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue
can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Bonfire fished.
magic_lobster_party@kbin.run · 9 pts · 2y
Ember restored
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Great Caviar Spawn Defeated
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
You need some uranium to cook it all the way
Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
I suggest Plutonium
gnate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I'd say you're safe, looks like you've got the high ground.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom
JunglGeorg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Even the fish ancestors are toast 🔥
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Due to being so far from the sun the Voyager can't rely on solar panels. Someone at NASA cooked a fish like this and put it on the probe. The heat it still radiates will keep powering it for millenia.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Char
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
Looks like Burning Godzilla.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Cajun style!
Resol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I thought it was coal that just started burning at first (weirdly shaped coal at that), then I realized it was a burnt fish.
xfts@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Why can I smell this image
FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That is no longer a fish.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Coal Cod
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
That thing is definitely raw. You'll get salmonella if you eat it.
Hupf@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
That thing is about to evolve into a Giant Unidentified Life Form
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
idk better be safe than sorry
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Did anyone see a group of little guys come out of a portal with a map? If so, that might be "ultimate evil".
Don't touch that, it's evil!
https://youtu.be/QKGbguoildA?si=XnNEAp1QELPJ6AGH
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AbackDeckWARLORD@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
That thing is practically still swimming. Throw it on the grill for another hour.
neonred@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y