c/memes · by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2yDress properly 527 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 2y
My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
That’s wife material
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Well, seems apparently a good idea
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
cinabongo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo
Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater
this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.
A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5
jeffw@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Me walking into the stadium after emptying a whole ass keg into my pants
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ass beer is um underrated
jeffw@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Most importantly, ass beer is cheaper than $12 for a 12 oz can
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Don’t skip keg day.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.
meleethecat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
They’re big pants people.
whostosay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.
funn@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
😂
nul42@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Every day is squats day
Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?