c/nottheonion · by Wilshire@lemmy.world · 2yTiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/health/microplastics-testicles-study-wellness/index.html185 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y
"Tiny shards" probably isn't the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Wasn't scared about microplastics before this headline so it's effective.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
But where will I put my pee
over_clox@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious...
iiGxC@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 2y
Urine for a treat!
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I found an automatic lemonade maker...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVz0XGErxvU
Nikku772@kbin.social · 33 pts · 2y
So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
they send an intern with a spork.
Pirasp@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Honestly, I want to be told, when they don't find micro plastics somewhere.
Plopp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
So on Venus maybe?
Pirasp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Prove it
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
over_clox@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
They don't care, they already know they're impotent..
MrStankov@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Nah, they've had their kids, they don't care.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Plastic is evolving...
KrankyKong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Mash B!
stembolts@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y
Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
But wait, there's more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Yeah, it was a rough night.
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 2y
They need to stop checking out our balls.
NotAFakeHumanoid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Take them out, please.
Fosheze@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
The testicles?
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Why were they looking?
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
For science, of course.
Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Ow! My balls
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
So, on the positive side, we'll now have extra protection for the boys?
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y