Pet Semetary, 1989, packed theater. During the scene where the resurrected toddler is chasing Fred Gwynne with a scalpel, a baby suddenly cries out in the back of the theater. The entire audience jumped then burst out in laughter.
She went in to Walmart to find a Black and Decker battery charger. She brought a battery from home to check if it fit. It turns out that Walmart does not sell Black and Decker products.
When she left she was stopped and accused of stealing the battery that they don't even sell. She was detained by the police for almost an hour as they checked security camera footage to prove that she stole something that they, again, DON'T FUCKING SELL! They don't even sell products made by that fucking company!
A one minute scan of their inventory would show that but they decided to waste everybody's fucking time.
As a bartender I love working extremely high volume shifts. That hectic, high stress atmosphere gives me an adrenaline rush. What would give you a panic attack gives me a high.
The funny thing to me is that song sounds closer to French ye-ye than it does any British or American music.
Definitely got creative
These puns stink.
Til the guy that invented X-ray specs also invented sea monkeys.
Cherish your innocence. You are better off not knowing.
Somebody has never seen The 'Burbs
I just watched it (for the thirtieth time) in his honor.
Pet Semetary, 1989, packed theater. During the scene where the resurrected toddler is chasing Fred Gwynne with a scalpel, a baby suddenly cries out in the back of the theater. The entire audience jumped then burst out in laughter.
Who brings a baby to a Stephen King movie?
This literally happened to my girlfriend.
She went in to Walmart to find a Black and Decker battery charger. She brought a battery from home to check if it fit. It turns out that Walmart does not sell Black and Decker products.
When she left she was stopped and accused of stealing the battery that they don't even sell. She was detained by the police for almost an hour as they checked security camera footage to prove that she stole something that they, again, DON'T FUCKING SELL! They don't even sell products made by that fucking company!
A one minute scan of their inventory would show that but they decided to waste everybody's fucking time.
Please don't kink shame.
Well, opera singers have to train somewhere. The job market is a little slim though.
My girlfriend has a BFA in opera.
I wish to know this four ingredient teriyaki recipe.
I've got a guy 4 that
Heroin was Iggy's drug of choice though.
My friend has a chihuahua named Chicharrón.
At this very moment I am drinking an espresso as I sit on the toilet
No shots
As a bartender I love working extremely high volume shifts. That hectic, high stress atmosphere gives me an adrenaline rush. What would give you a panic attack gives me a high.