The internet has ruined me

This was live on an infomercial. My wife and I just about died laughing.

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38 Comments

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I was cleaning my room recently and found an old yearbook. It literally has a hole in the front cover with a couple hands kinda prying it open. I didn't know what it looked like when I was in school. It hits very different now.

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 22 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Lore

anaha@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 2d

Bingo

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 43 pts · 2d (4 replies)

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NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2d (3 replies)

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Is she having a c-section? Doctors let you see the procedure now?

bitwise@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1d

🏆

Cursed comment award

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d

And topless, too? Maaan. Women's health is strange.

(/s)

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2d (2 replies)

"Crappy design"

*heh*

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 11 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I took a lot of time finding this community heh.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d

There was an /unexpectedgoatse a year ago, but I don't know where it went.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 15 pts · 2d (11 replies)

What the hell is that supposed to be, anyway? Yeah, it's a heart, but why are the there hands gripping a heart-shaped ring?

Blibly@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d (4 replies)

It's a very unfortunately designed claddagh ring I think lol

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d

That's the best guess I've heard so far.

It's just so hilariously wrong, though, if that was their intent.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (2 replies)

No crown though. I feel like the crown is a key element.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Wikipedia says that claddagh rings without a crown are a thing.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Well, unfortunately, they look like goatse.

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2d (5 replies)

Cherish your innocence. You are better off not knowing.

XiELEd@piefed.social · 14 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Don't be an ass ;)

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I think that's kind of a stretch

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d (1 reply)

These puns stink.

huey_m@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d

They do not, stop spreading shit.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 12 pts · 2d

LOL, I'm not confused about that part, but that probably wasn't the actual intention of the ring's designer :D

Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Goatseeee

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 29 pts · 2d (1 reply)

My wife yelled at me "come in here now!"

And then "Take a picture! Hurry!" While we were laughing so hard.

I am now sending this to all my friends we know won't be offended. Its fantastic.

myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Enjoy getting meatspin and lemon party pictures back =)

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 10 pts · 2d

"I should call her" ahh ring

DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1d

Machinist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

That ring looks like my coffee mug!

Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d

I would not be able to drink from that. Half because of disgust and half because everything I drank would instantly leave through the nose.

phar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Whoever designed this ring fucking knew

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)

If it were only three fingers, sure.

Admittedly, it got me to that headspace way too quickly, but it's a couple fingers too many. (TWSS)

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d

Ah, you're one of today's 10k. I'm sorry.

chickenf622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d

I'm adding this ring to my home brew and calling it the goat of holding. It can hold 1 item of any weight.

RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

One of those hands has 5 fingers, not including the thumb.

vegafjord@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 23h

me> what does this symbol mean, internet? ❤️ internet > that's clearly an ass you perv.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 23h

What ever happened to that guy?

mondomon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d