What movie would be better with Weird Al Yankovic as the lead?

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vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 90 pts · 18h (4 replies)

All of them.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 18h (3 replies)

Right? You'd be better off asking which movies wouldn't be better? That's a tricky question.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 17h (1 reply)

UHF is the only movie that wouldn't be better with Weird Al as the lead, because it's already there.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 10h

That's correct!!! And now for your prize....

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!

48954246@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8h

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Because Daniel Radcliffe does an excellent job

Gnugit@aussie.zone · 48 pts · 17h (2 replies)

Melania

treadful@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 17h

Holy hell I would watch the hell out of that. Bonus points if they redo the whole thing scene by scene.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 12h

Trump: "Did you watch it?"

Al: "What, do you think I'm an IDIOT?? I'll just watch it on the news."

PoorYorick@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 17h (1 reply)

Lot of interesting answers here, but for me, the obvious choice is "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

Technus@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 15h

On their second channel, the Epic Rap Battles guys post reaction videos to suggested matchups. One of their dream matchups is Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar with Weird Al playing Wonka but they're afraid he'd say no because of the gratuitous drug references that would be involved.

lemmylump@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 15h (1 reply)

Rambo, Duh.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4h

Indiana Jones.

normalentrance@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 15h (6 replies)

I would love to see him as a John Wick style character.

Alternatively he and Jack Black could bring back the Blues Brothers

BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social · 24 pts · 12h (1 reply)

Alternatively he and Jack Black could bring back the Blues Brothers

You have my full attention.

LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 12h

We have a quorum. Calling warner brothers

zout@fedia.io · 6 pts · 8h (3 replies)

Jack Black can only play Jack Black, which is not a Blues Brother. The Blues Brothers never lose their cool for one thing, Jack Black is never not over the top.

BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 8h

Jack Black has been Flanderized

I saw him in an early episode of X Files and he actually had range, I miss that jack black

Curious_Canid@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 4h

He is often hired to be Jack Black, but he is actually quite a good actor.

normalentrance@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 8h

I was more focused on him as a big guy that is athletic and can sing.. but you're probably right.

We're still workshopping here, lol.

EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 16h (1 reply)

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 15h

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 25 pts · 18h (5 replies)

Idk about better but I need a LOTR trilogy like this.

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 20 pts · 18h (1 reply)

That would be interesting. Because he'd play it completely straight. You'd be expecting the joke, but, nope, it's just that Weird Al is Aragorn.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15h

Holy shit. I never knew I needed this until now.

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 17h

“I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!”

scene fucking EXPLODES into a high tempo musical number

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 15h (1 reply)

But then replace EVERY actor with Weird Al.

snooggums@piefed.world · 2 pts · 8h

Also the Balrog and the Shelob.

Quazatron@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 15h (2 replies)

Being John Malkovich.

Maiq@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 15h (1 reply)

I want a movie based on the craziest shit Al has done in his life but told in a BJM parody called Being Al Yankovic.

snooggums@piefed.world · 7 pts · 8h

Do it as an alternate cut of Weird: The Al Yankovic_Story where he also plays other characters including Madonna.

gilokee@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 14h (1 reply)

The Weird Al Movie. Haha jk Dan Radcliffe did a great job.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 7h

I was just going to comment that, ironically, "Weird" isn't a valid answer.

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 22 pts · 18h

If they remake Spy Hard like they did with Naked Gun, let him do the theme song and the lead role.

Godort@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 18h (1 reply)

UHF.

That movie would be unwatchable with anyone else

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 9h

Also the music video, Weezer - Undone

otacon239@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 17h (1 reply)

American Psycho

Edit: I had almost forgotten about this: https://youtu.be/Fk15H6PjBis

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 1 pts · 4h

That's amazing.

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 11h

yes

lime@feddit.nu · 16 pts · 15h (1 reply)

are we talking 80s dorky al or today's "can pull off serious" al?

if it's the former, death wish 3.

if it's the latter, mandy.

classic@fedia.io · 3 pts · 13h

Mandy and Melania are my top pics so far

Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 14 pts · 14h

Titanic with Al as Rose.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 17h

Joker (2019)

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 14h

Annie, the musical.

treadful@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 17h

Fight Club as the narrator. Easy to imagine him snuggling Bob's giant tits.

micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 18h (2 replies)

highlander 2. There's no way it could be worse.

ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 14h

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god damn! 🤣

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 7h

I can picture Weird Al taking basically any role in that movie and enjoying it more.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 17h

Die Hard would be fun

Blibly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18h (3 replies)

Eyes Wide Shut

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 10 pts · 18h (2 replies)

Obviously Nicole Kidman’s role.

Pronell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17h (1 reply)

No, he plays the masks.

Obviously the, ahem, climax is an orgy of Weird Als.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15h

Obviously the, ahem, climax is an orgy of Weird Als.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 13h

Star Trek The Motion Picture, but with Weird Al as V’Ger.

datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 16h (1 reply)

Backdoor Sluts 9

EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8h

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!

M137@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 11h

Project Hail Mary

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11h

James Bond. At least the recent ones.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 12h

Justice League, but with Weird Al as Wonder Woman.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 9 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Orgazmo

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 7h

I think this would be amazing.

naught101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18h

The Hobbit trilogy

GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 17h (1 reply)

Muppet Treasure Island, but only if he played it straight like he was actually Kermit

lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 15h

muppet treasure island but weird al is the only human

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 16h

Eraserhead.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 12h

Evil Dead 2. The original.

Instead of a chain saw, he replaces his hand with a floppy accordion and smashes the tree demon on the head with it.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 17h

Machete

missingno@fedia.io · 6 pts · 17h

Magic Mike

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17h

Not a knock on Tom Hulce, but Amadeus

snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 17h

Yes.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 15h

This is Spinal Tap Weird Al

BladeFederation@piefed.social · 5 pts · 5h

Mean Girls

brb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 15h

Bocchi the Rock

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 4h (1 reply)

All of Daniel Radcliffe's movies. Guns Akimbo would be great. Also Weird Al at a magic school for kids sounds fun.

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3h

Harry Potter was my first go to as well lol

just disrupt the seriousness of the story to spite the author

callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 6h (2 replies)

Saving Private Ryan. Fuck tom hanks.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4h (1 reply)

What'd he do?

callouscomic@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 2h

Sucked donkey balls in every movie

snooggums@piefed.world · 2 pts · 17h

Twilight