if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
I'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
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mozz@mbin.grits.dev · 66 pts · 2y
I would poop in a different toilet
calabast@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 36 pts · 2y
For, because I'm about consent.
pupbiru@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 2y
if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
z00s@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This is the best answer
multifariace@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I'm clean?
vortexal@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
HubertManne@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
MadBob@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
"Well, it's a living!"
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
"Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!"
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
See, this is why I hate "would you rather...?"
Why can't it just be content with the amount I feed it, why's it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
z00s@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
feeeeed me seymour!
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 2y
I don't think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
No? I would move.
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
SeaJ@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Like this?
zod000@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
More like this I think.
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
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PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
Like in the SNL sketch?
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Thats not quite how I pictured it.
valen@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
I can use all the encouragement I can get.
Carighan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yes.
prostetnic_jeltz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Sentient does not necessarily mean able to speak or move. How and why should I notice that it is sentient?
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
"Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?"
"I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass."