Don't worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people's day a little better, even if you didn't wholly invent the thought
That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”
It’s my understanding that Trump’s hands are so small that before he was president, they used to call him “Mr. Hands”. You can definitely search for that to confirm.
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barbedbeard@lemmy.one · 96 pts · 2y
There are lots of infographics explaining it, search by image guys!
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 2y
Idk if I trust this Tightpussy character, better google that first
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 44 pts · 2y
Ah fuck i just made this joke in a comment, ofcourse i wouldnt be the first.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Don't worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people's day a little better, even if you didn't wholly invent the thought
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 2y
The lucky 10000
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
I’ve searched the web for a thought in quotes (“”) before and my exact phrasing has returned zero results before!
Like two or three times… ever…
So I’m telling you there’s a chance (by that metric, if you ignore all the unposted showerthoughts and jokes made at random bars and all that)
ma11en@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You know there's a relavent XKCD!
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”
solidgrue@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
slurpinderpin@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Lemon party was my favorite website as a kid!
0110010001100010@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
How about meatspin? That was a classic!
slurpinderpin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
You spin me right round baby!
https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?si=TE9sOmFUuusCbAl2
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ReCursing@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
When I did GCSE media studies, this video was used an example of how not to make a music video
slurpinderpin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The music video, or the meat spin video?
ReCursing@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
The music video. Though it was about the time that Meatspin was being shared around
slurpinderpin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
lol good shit man
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 2y
Trump Steaks were said to be so good “you could stick a pin in them”. Just search meatspin to see what I mean.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 9 pts · 2y
It was always fun to visit when hanging out with the old gang!
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
I've been waiting for a joke like this. In hindsight, it was inevitable.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Evil
Lemonparty@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
My name is LemonParty and I approved this message.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
(Gif)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I only wish it’d been 63, because holy hell that would’ve been funnier
Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
What’s lemon par- HOLY SHIT
PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
1 guy 1 jar next
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 15 pts · 2y
It’s my understanding that Trump’s hands are so small that before he was president, they used to call him “Mr. Hands”. You can definitely search for that to confirm.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
I want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Holy hell!
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
You sick mother fucker.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
I feel like I need to get to know Katie, but I can't explain why.