True Friends!

"I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."

-Donald Trump

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14 Comments

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters”

bappity@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

true friends will do everything with eachother, I hope that Donald does the same thing as Jeffrey when he's rotting in jail 💗💗💗

lemick24@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ugh but can you imagine his shitbag followers going on and on about him, the "martyr", forever 🤮

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Either way, we are bound to experience more Trumpism in the next few years, it will be put upon all humankind.

I really don't like this timeline anymore.

lemick24@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nor do I.

Retrograde@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

How about we all go down to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over?

Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Has someone done a safety check on the window latches in the Trump tower penthouse?

pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hopefully they made sure they're unlocked

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And put cones out on the sidewalk/street below.

Wouldn’t want to hit somebody down below.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Some of you may die, but that's a risk im willing to take.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

And replace the windows with that sugar glass they use in movies.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Every time I see a picture of that guy I can't get over how friggin ginormous his head is. You could land planes on that face.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Sloppy sentences?

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

angry upvote...