That means that I don't work, I don't fly an x-wing, I don't fucking ride in an x-wing, I don't herd nerfs, I don't turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!
Those Sith fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the snow so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around the galaxy–
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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 24 pts · 2y
That means that I don't work, I don't fly an x-wing, I don't fucking ride in an x-wing, I don't herd nerfs, I don't turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!
urda@lebowski.social · 8 pts · 2y
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 23 pts · 2y
You’re out of your element, 3PO.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. My life is in your hands, dude.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Galactic Courts of Justice have roundly rejected prior restraint.
urda@lebowski.social · 14 pts · 2y
teft@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Those Sith fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the snow so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around the galaxy–
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I'm staying. I'm finishing my bantha milk.
teft@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Greedo, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
urda@lebowski.social · 9 pts · 2y
proper@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
maculata@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y
The ‘dark side’? That’s like, your opinion dude.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it's an ethos
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
I was going to say, "Woah, the Rebels had an ethos," but now that I think about it nihilists have an ethos too. Whoosh, I guess.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Hoth you say? I have a story about 'You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!'
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
There's an In 'N' Out on the way.
PhylMoel@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
The In 'N' Out is on Coruscant.
Hyphlosion@donphan.social · 3 pts · 2y
Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!