There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It's probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don't have a cock or balls.
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you're going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I'm a poop racist.
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
42 Comments
vrek@programming.dev · 57 pts · 2y
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans....
Gork@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 2y
Quality shitpost.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
It must've been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
The other way around wasn't that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
It's relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one · 36 pts · 2y
I've been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 24 pts · 2y
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social · 10 pts · 2y
Well it's both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
I like it when I'm about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 2y
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Can confirm, unfortunately. We're not laughing, but we are relieved.
Bruhh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn't all that good.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
It's not diarrhea it's "waterfall 🌈🌈"
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Illegal propulsion systems!!
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Its green tech!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Well, brown sometimes too.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y
It's called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2y
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
Melt@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Girls don't poop
mons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It's probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don't have a cock or balls.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It's not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It's like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
This is from always sunny in philly
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you're going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I'm a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
taiyang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
TayTay's new album looks shitty