happens everytime

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platysalty@kbin.social · 24 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You know what's worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.

The waiter doesn't.

Stubsy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

This is a classic scenario, and has happened to me too many times.

Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This works though. As a former server, if one of my tables was looking around, they almost always needed something.

thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Then you're one of the good ones. Thank you for your excellent service.
I've had servers pretending I was a blind spot in their field of view, their gaze constantly slipping off me like I was the visual equivalent of teflon.

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Mister Cellophane

sepiroth154@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Protip: nobody is going to think "look at that weird person calling a waiter!"

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 3y
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Zana@startrek.website · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Yes but in my head they are all laughing at me

sepiroth154@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y

Yes but challenging those thoughts with thoughts like these makes them go away. (for me)

dreadedsemi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Raise your hand like elementary. Or move to Japan where many restaurants have button to call waiter.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

The pain is real (though unheard and unseen, as anything else would be too dramatic).

SebMaus@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y

When you are at the Oktoberfest it is best to yell „He Bierkuh!“

HandOfDoom@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Then you think you made eye contact with the waiter, so you call him, but he wasn't actually looking at you.

Katana314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

It took me a long time coming to bars to understand the trick of eye contact with the bartender to ask for a check/etc. It can initially be a challenge if you’re not great with eye contact, but a good exercise to do more of it.

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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Ser_Salty@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y

I can eat you out if you want

fosiacat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

SUMIMASEN!!

lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 3y

Your meme is good and you should feel good