Eventually you outgrow him

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PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 108 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y

I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

Coasting0942@reddthat.com · 65 pts · 2y

I like this explanation better lol

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 35 pts · 2y

Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

Really makes a lot of sense.

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.

criitz@reddthat.com · 27 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

stebo02@sopuli.xyz · -3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

prayer@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

It's the legal way to sell your body.

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

BURN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How do you even date twenty people at once???

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (11 replies)

As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I said something about acting

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 2y

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But that was Ewan McGregor?

Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

I think they meant the beach.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

I don’t know but they better not!

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

norimee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Confidentially missed the point.

I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

Bertuccio@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Top Secretly missed the point

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Made a different point

minibyte@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
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Paprika@lemmy.cafe · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.

Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.

hexabs@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Boy you catch on quick

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

thefrankring@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

It's not me, it's you.

cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

Bob@midwest.social · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.

AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

I'm in my 30's too and teach at university and train a lot of staff in their early 20s at work. 20s really seems like and extension of teenage years to me now. I would feel like I'm dating someone underage.

Confound4082@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I just bought a stihl 131 and I've been enjoying it way to much.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · -8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don't find it funnier, but that's my honest opinion. Know why? Because there's nothing 'objective' about it.

Why do people like to fuck these words up?

Leg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's weak word spice. That's not even spice, that's fucking word sand. That is word chalk.

Leg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your opinion is unwelcome and rejected.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

Apologies, mr spokesperson for humankind.

0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

you're objectively wrong.

mightyfoolish@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 2y

Every woman coincidentally dumps him at 25 because they just reached enlightenment all at the same age? No, he dumps them because he is writing his own lore.