If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.
30 Comments
samus12345@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y
Better strategy than this one:
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 2y
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You think he still likes trains?
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Liking trains isn't something you just stop doing...unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness.....
optissima@possumpat.io · 2 pts · 2y
If it hit him hard enough, he probably didn't have time to change his opinion
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 2y
If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 35 pts · 2y
I don’t think she’s drinking from that one, just holding it near her mouth
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Yea I realized that about 30 seconds after posting that comment
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2y
Your point still stands even if you didn't see what the artist was going for.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn't. Carry on.
tsonfeir@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I'm almost 40, can't I just have a juice box?
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 2y
menemen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What about green eggs and ham?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I do not like green eggs and ham!
...but it's still better than spam.
Lightfire228@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y
Jilanico@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
If a rando offered me a drink I'd expect to wake up missing my kidneys.
Psych@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
What if the bottle is sealed ? Or you have seen them buy it in real time ? Will you still not drink it ?
Jilanico@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Good god when will this myth die? It's the liver they take, not kidneys.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
Lunch Menu:
Spam
Diet Spam
Vegan Spam
I can't believe it's not Spam
Muscar@discuss.online · 5 pts · 2y
Congratulations, you posted the same comment that was already posted 7 hours ago.
CapnAssHolo@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Glorious
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I like trains too. It's a gentle ride and it's less stressful than driving.
Blyfh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Love the lunch menu hahaha