I'm hoping I'll poop tonight so I don't have to poop on the plane tomorrow.

How's your day going?

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wouldn't wanna be arrested for saying you need to go "blow up the bathroom."

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Hey ooooh!

tupalos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Reading this on 9/11 hits different

scytale@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

My poop schedule is so routine that even if I poop late in the night, I still need to poop in the morning when I wake up.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Where are you going?

lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just landed in Toronto. Heading to Niagara. Plane landed early so we got time to kill.

Synthuir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You mean, time to poop!

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You could even poop back and forth.

Prefontaine@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Considering I flew today I made sure to drink/eat whatever irritating thing to make sure I was empty on the plane. Short flight but wasn't worth the risk especially since one toilet was broken.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d

I just pooped three times in a row from over eating.

Other than that. Shitty.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Glyercerin suppositories are your friend. And welcome to Niagara from an ex-pat.

ALERT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

solved pooping for myself using an enema twenty years ago. not a single trouble, I poop whenever I want, and I do it in 40 seconds maximum. sprinkle ~70ml of water, blow out, rinse the butt, done.

lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The bidet is useful for getting things started.

ALERT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

yes. the bidet when you poop at home, and an enema when you are not at home.

Mountain_Mike_420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can you do that? Willing yourself to poop is an amazing feat.

lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Unfortunately no. Fortunately I didn't need to go on the plane either.

vikingtons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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pelletbucket@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

i take Imodium before flying. every 4 hours if it's that long