Considering I flew today I made sure to drink/eat whatever irritating thing to make sure I was empty on the plane. Short flight but wasn't worth the risk especially since one toilet was broken.
solved pooping for myself using an enema twenty years ago. not a single trouble, I poop whenever I want, and I do it in 40 seconds maximum. sprinkle ~70ml of water, blow out, rinse the butt, done.
18 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y
Wouldn't wanna be arrested for saying you need to go "blow up the bathroom."
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
For anyone out of the loop on that one:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/20/man-accused-bomb-threat-said-he-only-meant-blow-up-bathroom-with-bowel-movement/
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Hey ooooh!
tupalos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Reading this on 9/11 hits different
scytale@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
My poop schedule is so routine that even if I poop late in the night, I still need to poop in the morning when I wake up.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Where are you going?
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Just landed in Toronto. Heading to Niagara. Plane landed early so we got time to kill.
Synthuir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You mean, time to poop!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You could even poop back and forth.
Prefontaine@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
Considering I flew today I made sure to drink/eat whatever irritating thing to make sure I was empty on the plane. Short flight but wasn't worth the risk especially since one toilet was broken.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
I just pooped three times in a row from over eating.
Other than that. Shitty.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Glyercerin suppositories are your friend. And welcome to Niagara from an ex-pat.
ALERT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
solved pooping for myself using an enema twenty years ago. not a single trouble, I poop whenever I want, and I do it in 40 seconds maximum. sprinkle ~70ml of water, blow out, rinse the butt, done.
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
The bidet is useful for getting things started.
ALERT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
yes. the bidet when you poop at home, and an enema when you are not at home.
Mountain_Mike_420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Can you do that? Willing yourself to poop is an amazing feat.
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Unfortunately no. Fortunately I didn't need to go on the plane either.
vikingtons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
pelletbucket@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
i take Imodium before flying. every 4 hours if it's that long