What does your booger feel like rn?

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Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Have one of these trees near my house and fucking HATE it. My dogs keep getting the balls in their feet pads! It creates a huge mess (and it's not even on my property where I could remove it!)

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

A guy says to his wife: "Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!"

Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”

He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way...”

nifty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Mine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ITT: People letting an internet stranger make them pick their nose in synchrony.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Pfft, I was already picking my nose

MudMan@fedia.io · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is missing a picture of a razor blade paired with a leg bone sticking out after a compound fracture.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Personally I was looking for decomposed granite

TxzK@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

currently 6

Update: it's 5 now. Progress!

padjakkels@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Thats sick! Lol

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y

Man, ya'll can fit with just one?

I've got 2 around the outside with 4 in the middle and 5 in the back dripping down my throat

Fuck sinus infections.

dentoid@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart

NaoPb@eviltoast.org · 2 pts · 2y

Same. Something with spikes.

Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

man we're so lucky in the PNW... it's been mild and downright cool all summer so far. Shit's gonna hit the fan come july but oof - low of 48 and high of 62.... life on easy mode

11111one11111@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

None of the above but when I sniffle it in and down my throat the whole back of my mouth goes numb and I start aggressively pitching 6 different business ideas at the same time.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm worried about all y'all 3s

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Crunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What's wrong with that? It's like fried mozzarella and just as salty.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that

xavier666@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Hey, it's free organic soap

gerryflap@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Ever since getting COVID in 2020 my nose is basically 2 like 70% of the time. Painfully dry, completely useless at filtering anything. It depends greatly on the humidity and temperature though. In spring/summer it tends to behave a bit better.

WagnasT@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

the ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you're pulling it out of your brain...

Atlas_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Like a pizza fresh out the oven - gooey and even sticky on one side, crusty on the other

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

2

cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 2y

All right but which one does it taste like?

Cover_czar@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

3for now

Toes@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y

Five, is that bad?