my home rule

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42 Comments

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 60 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's:

JUMP

ON

THE

GOOMBA

Glide@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y

Holy shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that

rImITywR@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

You're already dosed on forest chems, it's too late

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y

Standard Fae interaction rules

Glide@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.

whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

You know I was all down to be like โ€œstay and see how it turns outโ€

But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife Iโ€™m like nope

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

He's the first boss in a fromsoft game.

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y

stay

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Bring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered

rmuk@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 2y

We ๐“•๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฌ

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Assume I've been heavily drugged.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

You mean more than usual?

Staden_@pawb.social · 16 pts · 2y

so she's homeless?

ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Literally just admire it with my whole heart

Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y

ASK her if can move in

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Plowing her garden

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Frolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y

vibe with all the creatures

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Try the mushrooms

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

I've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.

Coconut1233@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Lay off the drugs

wazzupdog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Joint the fae in my new natural habitat

FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Propose

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

Live in the forest as I was always meant to.

Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this

moshtradamus666@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

"Damn, bitch. You live like this?"

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Smoke a spliff

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

go get my stuff and move in

anarchist@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

I stay. Forever.

DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Don't give her my name

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Help myself to a snack

blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Ask for a thigh pillow and head touches

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

that mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung

flicker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Smash

Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

I'm there already!

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Apparently I get my name stolen.

norimee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I always wanted to be a witch in the woods. So I'm moving in, right?

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

implode.

pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I pull my dick out RIGHT NOW