That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don't think you're talking about when a family farm's donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I'm honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he'd be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he'd be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm...
Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
I didn't mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you're a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?
I've talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn't get hard. He's into romantic stuff tho. Everybody's different I'm sure tho
I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You'll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
Well for one, I immediately deleted my comment because I think I misread the post title, so didn't want to accuse OP. How can everyone see it still to vote and reply?
Two: it's talking about the trolley problem and letting one die. Seems transphobic to let the girl die because she revealed she had a dick (if that is indeed the reason). That implication is kind of there. At the same time it could simply be that both would be great options, which I think is what OP intended and is why I deleted my comment.
Three: it's a shitpost and it probably doesn't need such analysis.
113 Comments
folekaule@lemmy.world · 277 pts · 2y
Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Wogi@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com · 119 pts · 2y
I don't remember this scene in Shrek
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It was the rule 34 version.
Liz@midwest.social · 62 pts · 2y
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y
It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Hehe you said "oral".
davidagain@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Liz@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl's dick. It's girl dick, there isn't much interesting to say about it.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm not sure I wholly agree with you there.
Liz@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it's just a dick on a chick.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You don't think that's something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Liz@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Well then clearly you're not used to the idea yet.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, pehaps you're right, yes, but surely it's still interesting.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, hormones change it a bit
Nikki@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
girl cock is girl cock
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Well I don't think anyone can disagree with that, but I'm sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
Nikki@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Don't knock it until you've tried it
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush ...
Ketchup@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
How much teeth do you like?
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yes.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Maybe it's a real Donkey Chotte
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
But in the morning? He's making waffles.
Norgur@fedia.io · 59 pts · 2y
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
abfarid@startrek.website · 101 pts · 2y
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 37 pts · 2y
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Yeah, but I've already done that. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y
You busy tonight? So
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I learned I'm not into that. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 20 pts · 2y
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
GiveMemes@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don't think you're talking about when a family farm's donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I'm honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
O.O
Norgur@fedia.io · 0 pts · 2y
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
horse maybe, but donkey? they're very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn't make sense.
Norgur@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
You might be taking the internet too seriously
Norgur@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
You might take me too seriously
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Seriously might be taking too internet
Norgur@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
Might seriously taking me, too
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 48 pts · 2y
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 2y
Dude didn't stutter. Saving the woman.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do?
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
Like a Hoover vacuum
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
My friend wants to know if it's important to you that she's female?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
She is a woman. I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he'd be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he'd be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm...
Reucnalts@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant
sparkle@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn't spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 2y
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick... would you be into it then?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 2y
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I'm not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don't know what hypothyroidism looks like.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y
I didn't mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you're a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?
Praxis@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
Omg omg do me next
davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That is actually properly scary.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
At best you can tell who's a shower, growers still got stealth on ya.
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
No‽
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
spikespaz@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
This is the only acceptable answer
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
The Shrek paradox
deezbutts@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
Let me see the human from the back
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's the thing. They're all the same from there side...
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 2y
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 2y
Donkeys don't drink coffee.
Draegur@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
Ace people: Guess you'll die then...
Emerald@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y
I've talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn't get hard. He's into romantic stuff tho. Everybody's different I'm sure tho
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they're doomed to die together.
fah_Q@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y
I mean it's not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
it's the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
They're cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You'll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 2y
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · -1 pts · 2y
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It's slithly concerning.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I think this typo has potential.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I'm a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You can only pick one.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Bullshit. After one dies I'm fucking it
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm a sucker for a sandy she cock
don@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
s_s@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I'm happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
davidagain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y
How would it be transphobic? It's a girl.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Well for one, I immediately deleted my comment because I think I misread the post title, so didn't want to accuse OP. How can everyone see it still to vote and reply?
Two: it's talking about the trolley problem and letting one die. Seems transphobic to let the girl die because she revealed she had a dick (if that is indeed the reason). That implication is kind of there. At the same time it could simply be that both would be great options, which I think is what OP intended and is why I deleted my comment.
Three: it's a shitpost and it probably doesn't need such analysis.
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'm curious
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Everybody likes a little ass
librejoe@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
Where's the third option where I decapitate both?