Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will... coffee.. panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh... no, thank God. No I didn't, because they're all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck... I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it's fine. That's not my trailer, that's my neighbor Francis's trailer. And fuck him.
Drink 2 of those a day and you're up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I've seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks...
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cerement@slrpnk.net · 38 pts · 2y
this is referring to canned coffee drinks, not ground coffee sold in coffee cans …
jeffw@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y
credo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Point was, not everyone with coffee in their cabinet needs to start panicking.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will... coffee.. panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh... no, thank God. No I didn't, because they're all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck... I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it's fine. That's not my trailer, that's my neighbor Francis's trailer. And fuck him.
jeffw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Oh, ig I didn’t even think about that. Didn’t mean to scare anyone!
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Canned, already brewed coffee from a company called Snapchill.
Looking at their site, a 6-pack is $30... No thanks...
0110010001100010@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wait what? How is that WAY more expensive than say beer which also has an extra tax?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I thought exactly the same...
Drink 2 of those a day and you're up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I've seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks...
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
tbf, the coffee's food poisoning seems to be more effective. You get what you pay for, as they say.
CluckN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
With those prices no wonder it’s fatal.
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
catloaf@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Direct link to the list: https://www.fda.gov/media/179493/download?attachment
It's mostly all branded whitelabel coffee from Snapchill Coffee, not hundreds of different sources.
numberfour002@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And the reward for checking out the official list? Knowledge of such a thing called Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
fartington@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Wonder whats happening with Rudy Giuliani's coffee.
tacosplease@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Already went under, so it's either rotting in a warehouse, being sold at clearance prices, or already in a landfill.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How could he lie to me?!