Just $99?

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28 Comments

shasta@lemm.ee · 66 pts · 2y (1 reply)

4th sign fell down. It probably said

ROOM

TODAY

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Carpet for your only whole $99 room only

Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 51 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Isn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.

JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Isn’t that just a merkin?

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Nah, a Merkin is for the front.

This is a behymen

someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

W-hole.

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I think they a word

dragnucs@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.

can@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

thank you.

I was going mad

Iapar@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$"

Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".

darvocet@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
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niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

accidentally

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Carpet my hole?

ken27238@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

Though you’d never ask.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

checks holes

FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Missing the word "room" or "house"

DJDarren@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, that can’t be it.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

What could it be? Such an enigma.

wondrous_strange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Nope it has an extra 'w'

lauha@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y

Carpet your hole!

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

No safety smoking first

Cipher22@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Carpet for your only whole $99.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

$99 for your only carpet whole

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Merkin.

Haven't priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?

My fellow merkins?

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

Carpet your for only $0.99 whole

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

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Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My guess would be "YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$"

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying "YES".