First date

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slaacaa@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Marry somebody so you can move into their apartment with a washer-dryer? Perfectly plausible in any big city

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Marrying into money.

einlander@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y

Free laundry!

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That boy's name? Quick O'Mattick. He's Irish.

Threeme2189@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That boy's name? Speed (Mc)Queen

Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That boy's thought.... "I May Tag that later if all goes well."

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

My second date with my wife I suggested on the phone we go check out a new restaurant by my apartment that had food from her native country she said "it's fine, save your money. I will just go to your place and cook". She did and I helped. That was 15 years ago.

Mentioned this story to many people over the years she always blushes.

4am@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

So you let him spend his quarters when you could have just done his laundry for him?

…well I guess a first date isn’t really the best time to invite a stranger to pile their crusty socks in your personal washing machine. Ok point retracted

Etterra@lemmy.world · -57 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Not sure if wholesome...

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 208 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"I did something I didn't have to because I wanted an excuse to say yes to going on a date with you. :3"

Lemonparty@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The joke is that from the flip side maybe he just married her for her washer and dryer. I'm not saying it's a good joke, but I don't think it's bad enough to merit that many downvotes 🤷🏻‍♂️

profoundninja@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Maybe it was too subtle and downvoters didn't get it.

stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2y

This is my take as well. She wanted to go on the date with him and he later realized it. Not sure if there's meant to be a joke, to me this is a wholesome tweet.

Fal@yiffit.net · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Why wouldn't it be?

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 80 pts · 2y (3 replies)

He married her for her washer and dryer.

Lycist@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y

A real laundry digger.

bzz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

She take my pods, while I’m in neeeeed

baggins@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
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awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

This is a joke, for those who are missing the point.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Of it helps, I thought it was funny.