Dragons live even longer than elves. They can't be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
I mean hey, dragon with a passion for cooking and looks like a penchant for dressing with panache, if they've got the right personality I'd call that a catch!
36 Comments
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 2y
That dragon can't even spell, I wouldn't trust its baking.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 46 pts · 2y
It's the correct spelling in draconic
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 22 pts · 2y
interesting that draconic is a close derivative of one of the germanic languages
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
Other way around! That's why there are dragons in the Völsunga Saga and Beowulf. This is historical fact I'm pretty sure.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I can only trust someone named like DragonTypeWyvern for these sensitive topics!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Clearly not a bookwyrm.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Dragons live even longer than elves. They can't be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 78 pts · 2y
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
nexussapphire@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
That was slick...
You, you work for the company?
Xirup@yiffit.net · 58 pts · 2y
This belongs to my instance. 😭
nifty@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Which one, inquiring minds would like to know 👀
TheWizardOfOdd@lemmynsfw.com · 30 pts · 2y
The one in their username?
nifty@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
You expect me to read!?! Fuck
Klear@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
No, Mr. nifty. I expect you to die.
nifty@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I am already dead inside so 🤷♀️
subignition@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
😂
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Your instance is the address behind the @. So yours is lemmy.world, theirs is, fittingly, yiffit.net.
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I feel so worldly
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Crossposting across instances is a thing, so go ahead and do just that 👍
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Cmon man, dragon kun is just trying to share his love of baked goods with the masses 😭
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I need to know where this came from.
Edit: Channel name is Bread Boys on Youtube. Of course I find it right after I post....
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
I mean hey, dragon with a passion for cooking and looks like a penchant for dressing with panache, if they've got the right personality I'd call that a catch!
PapaIsolation@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
God I wish that were me
nifty@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Which loaf of bread do you want to be?
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Some sort of northern European rye with rocket/arugula.
PapaIsolation@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Whichever kind that nice lady wants to have intercourse with
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
So put a bun in her oven
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
she cute
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's as simple as you can get drawing a back yet it's weirdly exciting
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It’s the little back dimples I think
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Agreed
Etterra@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
match@pawb.social · 11 pts · 2y
Uh, yeah, she's underfucked?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Could someone have the decency to fuck her brain's out?