Legends speak of the one who can master all 4

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34 Comments

simple@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 2y (7 replies)

FOR ROCK AND STONE

atro_city@fedia.io · 15 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Rock and stone, brother!

arudesalad@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

ROCK. AND. STOONE.

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y

I’m glad we have someone to carry all of our rocks and stones.

systemglitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I'm going downstairs to rock and stone now!

tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

FOR KARL!

JoeKis@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE 💪⛏️

Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE 💪⛏️

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dwarves literally only want four things and it's f---ing disgusting.

soloner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Whoops looks like you dropped some letters there. Here you go: "uck"

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I see neither battle bread nor rats covered in ketchup

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does the cross mean "oh, it's actually only 3 things other than that one legendary dwarf", "hating elves" or "no relationships"?

Aremel@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

Hating elves

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah yes, the four passions of the dwarf:

  1. Mining
  2. Brewing
  3. Smithing
  4. Homophobia agressive celibacy
Summzashi@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 2y

No it's hating point ears.

Racism against elves is always correct.

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did somebody say rock and stone??

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Pretty sure they said strike the earth

MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

All*

Knossos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Strike the earth!

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Tons of !FUN! inbound!

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

I can hear this

ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y

r3333 l000t

clark@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What’s the fourth picture? Lesbianism?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They hate elves.

Also, I know it's hard to tell with elves, but I'm 80% sure the one on the right is a dude. Lol

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You can tell by the lack of cleavage!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Also, they prefer the term “short kings” now.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Hi ho!

MamboGator@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

I don't believe he wasn't half-elf himself. Awful pretty for a dwarf...

TTH4P@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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