It happens...

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31 Comments

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 171 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Btw this is a parody account

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 2y (5 replies)

But is it though?

Hildegarde@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 14 pts · 2y

Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.

OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

pingveno@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

not necessarily

winterayars@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Not every racist is a police officer...

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)

... But every police officer is racist!

Rookwood@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (3 replies)

thatsthejoke.jpg

OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Hashtag notallracists

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

Venator@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y

Or judges

middlemanSI@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

Eczpurt@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

One can read, the other one can write

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

It's cops, cops, cops!

TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

dactylotheca@suppo.fi · 3 pts · 2y
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Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

...in his first week?

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

As part of the minimum training.

Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y

TIL lifeguards are racist.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

c/selfawarewolves

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

The handle. It's a satire account