c/microblogmemes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2yI'm locking it up. 445 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
casmael@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y
princess dianathe guy from whamprotist@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 2y
George Michael. Say his name.
anonymoose@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
swayevenly@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRUjnp-5Rw
casmael@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
George Michaelhis nameson_named_bort@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y
Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".
obinice@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
*Prince
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle
casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Me too buddy, meee too
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don't leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L'Oreal does.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
It's all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way
Muscar@discuss.online · 2 pts · 2y
So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I'll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!
moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes