muscular chef

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22 Comments

Blackout@kbin.run · 40 pts · 2y

Looks like it's steamed chicken and broccoli again. Thanks chef beefcake

allNamesAreTaken@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y

Oops! All protein

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Andre Rush is a pretty cool guy. Does a lot of charity work for veterans.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

"enjoy your chicken breasts and steamed broccoli"

Doxin@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Protip: boil your broccoli in salted water. As long as you don't boil it to snot it'll be just as nutritious but taste a fair bit better. Poke it with a fork regularly to check done-ness. Should take around 6 minutes or so.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · -22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What in my comment suggested I boil broccoli? Or that I need tips?

Doxin@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What in my comment suggested I thought either of those things? There's more people here than just you.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · -11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Go talk to them, don't start a cooking blog on my comment lol

Doxin@pawb.social · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No fuck you I AM starting a cooking blog on your comment. You can save the leftovers from broccoli and cauliflower, stems and leaves, and make a lovely pesto. Simply cook with a bunch of garlic in a small amount of salted water. Add plenty of oil, and blend to a paste using an immersion blender. Tastes great on fusilli!

GBU_28@lemm.ee · -9 pts · 2y

Lol u a broccoli boi

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Never insult a cut chef.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Never insult a chef in their kitchen at all. Motherfuckers will cut you

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Also, they're making your food. Show a little gratitude.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

laughs in Gordon Ramsay

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Doesn’t he try to pretend that he’s natty?

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y

That adage completely ignores all the coked up kitchen staff that do fantastic work.

moody@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y

Wasn't he one of Obama's bodyguard or something like that?

BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why not?

olutukko@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

the joke is that they don't eat so they don't love food a much a big chef. so nothibg factual in that

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idk man, Chef Ramsay seems to be doing pretty well for himself, and he's pretty average body mass.

Corno@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

The dude isn't whey sting time when it comes to cooking up high protein food