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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)
be me
be loser who drives a delivery van all day
work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
puppy is sad when I go to work
have idea
I will take puppy to work with me
Next day put puppy in van
Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
Have never had this much enjoyment of work
Thank you puppy :::
11 Comments
Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
Get fired by dog hating boss
Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
Thanks puppy
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
3ntranced@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · -18 pts · 2y
Today must be "dig up ancient greentexts" day.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 2y
A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.
homicidalrobot@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
11 total posts in this community. I realize these are ancient, but unlike reddit, they haven't already been shared here dozens of times by different users with the same exact topic line. Let 'em fill it in
bzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Today must be “I’m an ass” day.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
2019 is ancient now?